Odudas @Odudas1
"Today was crazy" I ❤️ Animation; Support Unions; Follow @DemocracyDocket; Slava Ukraine 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦 Joined March 2022-
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“Mr. President, SCOTUS just ruled 5-4 that you have absolute immunity while in office” “Do it, Jack”
when I ask for a water cup at chipotle and fill it up with sprite
This is a sitcom premise
New idea: an entire Taylor Swift album dedicated solely to how much Samuel Alito sucks.
Trump just pointed at me and scowled as he left the courtroom I guess he's not a fan
"The Internet sucks, and it’s time we made it better."
A lot of people have asked, what do I get for $2? Twice as much nothing.
Pitch in your $1 here: theonion.com/give-us-1-or-t…
Over time, we’ll be introducing new products and getting into new mediums. But more than anything – this is about unleashing the creative team that’s been making you laugh for over 30 years. Letting these amazing writers do what they do best. I can’t wait to see what you pee in…
That’s why we’re asking everybody to pitch in $1. If you care about The Onion, if the Onion ever made you laugh – give us a buck. For that dollar, you get… absolutely nothing. Just a smug sense that you’ve once again spent less on The Onion than its worth in your life. 3/4
The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it. But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the Internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait…
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever bit.ly/4bbr1bF
Some important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel. He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @leilaclaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.…
It's true. But only if you give us $1. theonion.com/give-us-1-or-t…
—@oneunderscore__, new CEO of The Onion: "We’re keeping all the writers, we’re going to work with the union, we’re going to make it so they can hopefully get paid a little bit more money, and we’re going to give them the room to grow." nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
finally some corporate values i can get behind
This is the best news about the media industry in years
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Joe Biden just did an interview where he talked about going on spring break in the Bahamas in college and stealing another guy’s girl at the beach lol
why do they make him sound cool as hell
“Mr. President, SCOTUS just ruled 5-4 that you have absolute immunity while in office” “Do it, Jack”
Sotomayor: Can a President order the military to take out his political rival? Trump's lawyer: "That could well be an official act"
when I ask for a water cup at chipotle and fill it up with sprite
relic of the past: during the 2008 primary, a slate dot com writer undertook an effort to get his five-month-old daughter photographed with as many presidential candidates as possible
New idea: an entire Taylor Swift album dedicated solely to how much Samuel Alito sucks.
"The Internet sucks, and it’s time we made it better."
The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it. But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the Internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait…
@jeffiel ''Onion originally appeared from the ceiling.''
A lot of people have asked, what do I get for $2? Twice as much nothing.
Pitch in your $1 here: theonion.com/give-us-1-or-t…
Over time, we’ll be introducing new products and getting into new mediums. But more than anything – this is about unleashing the creative team that’s been making you laugh for over 30 years. Letting these amazing writers do what they do best. I can’t wait to see what you pee in…
That’s why we’re asking everybody to pitch in $1. If you care about The Onion, if the Onion ever made you laugh – give us a buck. For that dollar, you get… absolutely nothing. Just a smug sense that you’ve once again spent less on The Onion than its worth in your life. 3/4
The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it. But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the Internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait…
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
Extremely excited to work with this guy.
Alright, the news is out. Yes, I bought The Onion. Why? 1/4
Some important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel. He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @leilaclaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.…
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