William T. Riker @NumberOneRiker
First Officer of the Enterprise, Ladies Man, Beard Fan. I am Number One. SPACE! Joined December 2011-
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Egg Nog is terrible but I have to be careful about saying that on the ship ever since Quark’s nephew transferred to the Enterprise.
MRW the replicator says it’s “out of vodka replication material”
Our #MondayMadness is brought to us by Cmdr. Riker @RikerGoogling @NumberOneRiker @RikerTips @officiernumber1 @BotRiker
@mdecapua1 @BeardOfRiker @RikersBeard @scootikins @lorenmdunn @CaptainJQScurvy Decades of grizzled Starfleet command service or a chance romantic encounter with 10,000 life forms from Beardon-7.
It would be weird to call someone Number Two.
I order myself to finish this fourth cocktail and make scene in stellar cartography.
Is it unethical to base the crew performance reviews on physical appeal?
First Officer’s Log: The holodeck has trapped the crew in a simulation from 21st century Earth during something called Spring Break and I’m never leaving.
In case you’re wondering: yes, everything else is covered in beard too.
Every time Picard tells me I have the bridge, I whisper “I’m the captain now” to myself.
There’s a giant space whale trying to mate with the ship and it’s the best day if my life.
In hindsight, saying “it’s lit” after shooting that guy with a phaser was probably in poor taste.
Ever notice how everyone in Ten Forward is just staring down at their tricorders instead of talking?
Ejecting the warp core is Geordi’s solution for EVERYTHING.
It’s really more of a burgundy alert.
Troi dug up an ancient Earth recipe for the replicators that really just speaks to me as a person. They’re called “nachos”
I’m delighted that the captain now comes to poker night and not just because I can see his hand reflected in that shiny bald head.
Data took us out of warp too close to a star so I’m headed to Ten Forward with some replicated tanning oil and no shirt.
Trying to teach Worf how to sit like a man. 1. Approach chair with bearded confidence. 2. Swing your leg over the top of the chair. 3. Say: “Sup, crew?”
First Officer’s Log: It’s now month three since the last weird alien pregnancy on the ship.
Tried doing some historical research on the 45th president of the old United States but the ship’s computer just keeps giving me an error.
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