Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

8 years ago

"I had no recognation of that night"

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8 years ago

"Rebounds are better than relationships because they burn out faster but so much hotter"

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

8 years ago

Ben: "I should invent something so people can have designated laundry clothes they can wear when they do laundry" Hewitt: "So just something from their closet?" Ben: "No"

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

8 years ago

Ben: "Asians are proven to not show any emotions whatsoever" Anthony: "Lmao wut? According to what study that you read?" Ben: "Pearl Harbor"

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

9 years ago

Convinced the lady at Chipotle I was a cop and got a police comp on my burrito

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

9 years ago

*Anthony scraping ice off his car and sweeping it onto Ben's car* Ben: "Anthony, be careful with that ice. People forget that shit sunk the Titanic."

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

9 years ago

Serious question, no fucking fag shit: do you guys think I'm big?

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

9 years ago

"If more people listened to me and took my advice there'd be no gun violence in Carriage House"

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Shit Ben Says @NotBen36

9 years ago

@_DaynaRodich If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid

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Why buy chew when I can buy cigarettes too? I already almost have heart attacks just lying in bed. So I figure I can give myself one so I never want to experience another one again and I quit smoking.