Ninja Turtle Capital (broke, unemployed and toxic) @NinjaTurtleCap
Trader and Investor. Raptors Fan #WeTheNorth. Higher for Longer. Tweeter in a half shell. In the arena with @Chamath Joined June 2009-
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Ok, hear me out for a second
Least productive things in the world: 1. Scheduled Microsoft teams meetings 2. Emails that could be a phone call 3. My ex wife asking for child support 4. Slack 5. City planning twitter
Kawhi has such an interesting career because bro has more FMVPs than Steph Curry but has less career points than Thad Young😭
Scheduled tweet: So by now it should have hit the news that I have set myself on fire outside Donald Trump’s trial. This may come as a shock to some of you, not to others but I do not see any other means to protest the $5 Footlong becoming the $6 6-inch and this is (cont) 1/744
Lol, imagine calling someone who supports Jewish people an anti-semite?!?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Fucking clown This idiot thought he could get away with calling for the deportation of Canadian born individuals simply because they’re brown? Racist ass bitch, GTFOH
Just wanted to say that I love all my girls ❤️🫶🏼❤️🫶🏼❤️ @jewbyboobie @maggiecg12 @hedgefundmafia @fagelsmb @its_GOP
Hmmm
Seems as good a time as any to retweet this…
Seems as good a time as any to retweet this…
They dragging you today, @patterns69420 , claiming you’re worthless 🫨
They dragging you today, @patterns69420 , claiming you’re worthless 🫨
They asked if I was comfortable with this during the interview, I told them whatever brings in the money, I’m all for!
Just finished my interview, and they told me I got the job at the end, which I thought was odd. They hurriedly had me sign some documents, including a life insurance policy they said was mandatory for working there? 🤷♂️ Anyway, I start on Monday. Doesn’t my new office look great?
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Scheduled tweet: So by now it should have hit the news that I have set myself on fire outside Donald Trump’s trial. This may come as a shock to some of you, not to others but I do not see any other means to protest the $5 Footlong becoming the $6 6-inch and this is (cont) 1/744
@NinjaTurtleCap Post is gone, but twitter keeps getting worse w racism on this app. :/
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