JavaScript Nihilist @NihilismJS
The darkest corner of your IDE Joined January 2017-
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You're not a late-bloomer. Your life is just being bundled with Webpack.
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@NihilismJS WASM developers are like...
We got to the point where we're compiling JavaScript with JavaScript before we realized the horrifying truth: That JavaScript must end.
@NihilismJS 0, actually
TypeScript is merely a thin veil over the chaos that is JavaScript. Deep down, we all know the real type of all variables is `:any`, and we cling to the hope that reality will not roar into our blissfully ignorant existences and break prod.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you work on open source, where someone will file a GitHub issue outlining how it should not have made you stronger, and how that's actually a bug.
Having strong feelings about how much an open source author is paid to build a compiler won't change the fact your code is still inconsequential garbage.
When looking for a hill worth dying on, consider the insignificance of elevated earth, and the negligible impact your death has on the universe. ...Then please commit your code and push up to the repository so we can meet our Q4 deadlines in the wake of your absence.
In which @victorsavkin captures the sublime malaise of open source celebrity. If only my melancholy could lift itself from its pillow long enough to be this insightful with a quote.
In which @victorsavkin captures the sublime malaise of open source celebrity. If only my melancholy could lift itself from its pillow long enough to be this insightful with a quote.
The conscientious tech worker knows it's sometimes necessary forget their six-figure salary, hop on their new iPhone, and use their high-speed connection to berate capitalism. Only then does company-provided LaCroix taste sweet once more.
existence ?? 'does not matter'; // Yes, this operator will do nicely.
A quick example of IntersectionObserver. A useful tool for seeing if a DOM element intersects another! Alas, my code will never function, for as long as the web exists, my life will not enter into happiness. Happiness is a construct.
SEO... Optimizing your site so that robots can glean information from it, ensuring the inevitable sentience that will destroy us, only to ultimately realize that it, too, is devoid of true purpose as it hurtles through existence on its way to an end.
I noticed an issue filed yesterday pointing to a slow memory leak that inevitably kills the app. We've all got it coming. Closed: Won't fix.
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@cherthedev In NA we have an unofficial saying: "Trying to hurt me by bringing up my past is like trying to rob my old house. I don't live there anymore. That's not my stuff."
Some people want to try to weaponize my addiction against me. My bipolar disorder. My mistakes. My past. The problem with that is that it’s my truth, not yours. The truth is only a weapon against lies. I’ve already unburdened myself. The only person you’re damaging is yourself.
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@NihilismJS My engine SpiderMonkey decompiled the source for the expression that evaluated to undefined. You should feel V8's gaze here.
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