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Narugod @Narugod5

I love Ramen and waifus and I'm a total weeb! Dattebayo! @YourKeni rival. Japan Joined March 2022
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Narugod @Narugod5

a week ago

*at party and my friend nudges me* "Bet you won't go up to those ladies over there" I smirk "You're on." But before I get there they sense my aura "W-what is that smell..." "Ewww.. let's get out of here.." I gaze longingly at my fist "So.. I've grown too powerful huh.."

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Narugod @Narugod5

3 weeks ago

I-I have.. been.. *coughs blood* defeated.. this eclipse.. is.. too.. powerful.. MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! I thought my overwhelming darkness in my heart could prevail over the light.. but it turns out.. the sun.. always shines again

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Narugod @Narugod5

3 weeks ago

*overhear a conversation* "I'd say my type is.. nerdy guys" I immediately spring into action "Well well well.. IT SEEMS ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY M'WAIFU!" "Umm.. who are you..?" I comb my hands through my hair "The man of your dreams.." "...eww." *They both walk away" "Kuso.."

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Narugod @Narugod5

a month ago

I've.. figured it out.. THE GOVERNMENT HAS INTENTIONALLY MADE WEEBS OUTCASTS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT US TO REPRODUCE AN ARMY!! They fear of a revolution because we are tired of the barbaric ways of the west. It finally makes sense why I've been rejected so many times..

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Narugod @Narugod5

a month ago

*me and my friend getting chased by bullies* "THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!" I grit my teeth "Go on without me.. I'll distract them.." *tears form in his eyes* "I'll.. never forget you.." *I reveal a 6 pack glistening with sweat* *they all stop in their tracks* "Hubba hubba.."

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Narugod @Narugod5

2 months ago

Westerners suppressing anime once again. A tale as old as time... Tch, westerners don't know art IF IT HIT THEM IN THE FACE!!! Lost to a DAMN 3D MOVIE WITH ARCHAIC STOP MOTION *clenches fist* Whoever votes on these things.. Tell me your name.. I promise I'll make it quick.

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Narugod @Narugod5

2 months ago

*me walking and overhear a conversation* "Yeah.. she's a bitch though.." I ball my fists and angrily storm to him "Oi.. we don't call waifus that." *I punch the wall* APOLOGIZE NOW!! "I-i-i didn't mean i-" I roar "NOT GOOD ENOUGH ASSHOLE!!!" And knock him out immediately

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Narugod @Narugod5

2 months ago

Think only about your art..

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Narugod @Narugod5

2 months ago

*balls fist in anger* WHY!!! WHY ME EVERY TIME!!! CAN ANIME LOVERS JUST NOT FIND THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE? CAN THEY NOT FIND THEIR WAIFU WITHOUT GETTING TORMENTED Whatever.. *I sigh* I always have the ol' reliable body pillow..

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Narugod @Narugod5

2 months ago

Sure, if you want to take out the most intelligent community on the internet.. Just know without us discussions will be much more.. primitive. *eyes start glowing red* But don't think our intelligence makes us soft. Because I was this close to snapping. Count yourself lucky.

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KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR

3 months ago

Sure, if you want to take out the most intelligent community on the internet.. Just know without us discussions will be much more.. primitive. *eyes start glowing red* But don't think our intelligence makes us soft. Because I was this close to snapping. Count yourself lucky. https://t.co/YvFGIfbmeP

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Narugod @Narugod5

3 months ago

*Taylor Swift jumps into Travis kelce's arms* "You had me scared there.." "Heh.. with you watching I can do anything." Swift smiles "I feel a song coming on!" *They both start harmonizing* "Your lips look kissable right now.." *They kiss and fireworks go off*

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Narugod @Narugod5

3 months ago

*sees crush getting bullied* *He pushes her and he starts snickering* *I walk up to him* "Hey asshole.. pick on someone your own size" *He immediately pummels me and leaves* *She curb stomps me* THIS IS FOR GETTING HURT! *she kisses me* "and this.. is for protecting me"

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Narugod @Narugod5

3 months ago

*me and friend at club* *Sees two fine waifus* "remember the protocol?" *He goes and acts drunk* "You two want to come with me?" "No thanks..." "C'mon.." *I start going towards him* "HEY ASSHOLE LEAVE THEM ALONE!" *I tackle him* *They both kiss me* "Thank you.. my hero.."

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Narugod @Narugod5

4 months ago

Alright guys.. enough is enough. QUIT sending me Naruto cheeked up in my DMs. I admit, it's.. somewhat arousing.. but I have pure RESPECT for Naruto's heroic duties and I do not see him in that light

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Narugod @Narugod5

4 months ago

I went to the doctor and they said I had an irregular heartbeat, and that I am at risk for heart failure But I looked for a deeper meaning.. I put my heartbeats into morse code and revealed what it was screaming to me. It was asking for my waifu.. Ai shiteru, pookie bear.

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Narugod @Narugod5

4 months ago

Oi you bastard, you think this is funny? Do you think it's funny to remind us what happened on that dark day? Every time I remember Japan got bombed I ball my fist into anger.. And right now. You're the target of my deep hatred. *eyes turn red* Don't. Do. It. Again.

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

4 months ago

Oi you bastard, you think this is funny? Do you think it's funny to remind us what happened on that dark day? Every time I remember Japan got bombed I ball my fist into anger.. And right now. You're the target of my deep hatred. *eyes turn red* Don't. Do. It. Again. https://t.co/Ez1Ew1EUHf

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Narugod @Narugod5

4 months ago

Oi oi oi.. Looks like we got a funny guy here! Listen chump.. Do you think it's funny..? Do you think it's funny reminding me of that dark despair I suffered that day? *Cracks knuckles and eyes turn red* Well I don't think it is. So I'd beg for an apology.. NOW @FoxAkimbo

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Narugod @Narugod5

4 months ago

Good riddance if you ask me.. If your childs favorite game is by a western company you're giving them a bad childhood and holding them back. All of my children will be playing MapleStory, so they can have a fulfilling childhood filled with the joys of anime.

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