Jeff Caplan @MyDailyPoop
My goal in life? Make everyone in the world care about my bowel movements just as much as I. The lavatory. Joined July 2009-
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Fifteen minutes and counting. This hurts.
Doesn't quite get better. Smooth like butter, no messy cleanup.
Hate it when you can feel the part that just didn't make it past the sphincter.
Went down to the last square of toilet paper. Lucky.
Being court jester is less fun when you're gonna poop your pants.
POOP QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I feel very much like I'm gonna slip and fall, and if I do slip and fall, I might poop my pants."
Proud of myself. Bowel movements becoming more regular. Must find out what changes I've made in diet.
Addy poops are the worst. Sweaty and uneasy.
A log with a spray follow-up. That was long and painful, and required too much cleanup.
Courtesy flush so fast I forgot to check for color and consistency. Based on previos observations, guessing a golden brown and soft serve.
When people call me while I'm pooping I always feel like I know something they don't.
Burritos and beer come out looking the same as they went in.
Four burritos later, and I'm right back on top of the world, right?
Sad when the only way to get out of an annoying conversation is to yell, "Gangway, gotta poop!"
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Just ruined SDR's bathroom.
Horrible pain. Thought I ate some bad tuna. Just had to poop.
I feel really weird shitting in an elementary school with this pedophile beard.
That was disappointing. All came out at once. Didn't even get to enjoy it.
Brian Heironimus @TheHeironimus
20 Followers 31 Following Condescension, sarcasm, and angry rants are all you'll find here.
Daily Poop Chronicle @Poop_Daily
9 Followers 29 Following This shit is funny. The jokes, the awkard, the shiz.
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12 Followers 15 Following I'm on the hunt for that one job I'd do for free. Until then, I'm a mom and a writer. Not a typer, a writer.
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60 Followers 186 Following Twitter shows up first when you Google my name! Ack!
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Look4Sdr @Look4Sdr
12 Followers 8 Following
nicole slaydon @eslaydon
60 Followers 186 Following Twitter shows up first when you Google my name! Ack!
Emma Markham @emmamarkham
12 Followers 15 Following I'm on the hunt for that one job I'd do for free. Until then, I'm a mom and a writer. Not a typer, a writer.
Daily Poop Chronicle @Poop_Daily
9 Followers 29 Following This shit is funny. The jokes, the awkard, the shiz.
Brian Heironimus @TheHeironimus
20 Followers 31 Following Condescension, sarcasm, and angry rants are all you'll find here.
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190 Followers 187 Following fine artist + art instructor + awesome. https://t.co/B5N6dUU9qx More action at https://t.co/OgNIgw2tYx And on Instagram @heatherclementsart
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1K Followers 227 Following Ex professional gamer, ex game tester, current Scrum Master. Has $150 worth of ninja swords and wall scrolls.
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