MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T @MyBoyFriendIsnt
My boyfriend isn't allowed to like Instagram pictures on his own, you're going to call me & we'll discuss as a TEAM whether the picture should be liked. linktr.ee/JonathanRichard Joined February 2010-
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My boyfriend isn't good at math, but he's got a PhD in forgetting to take out the trash.
Can’t trust a guy who faces the other way whilst you’re sleeping. what’s over there? other women?
My boyfriend isn't allowed to speak to other females idc if your lost & need directions you better get on your knees& ask Jesus to guide you.
My boyfriend isnt allowed to dream.. I mean what you tryna do? Imagine life without me?
My boyfriend not allowed to take a jog around the block, The fuck he trying to do? Practice how he'll run away from me? I don't think so.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to hug a female with two arms. Better pat that hoe on the head.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls. U lonely?U better get on your knees and talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him instead.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to kiss any other female but me. You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest-bump her and call it a day.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when Im not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to defend another girl when I'm talkin about her. If I say shes a hoe, Shes A Hoe!. Say it with me, "SHES A HOE!"
My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to call other girls late at night. You can't sleep? Call Jake from State Farm!
My boyfriend isn't allowed to say "ily from the bottom of my heart" What you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other girls? NO
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch Discovery Channel. What you tryna discover? New ways to leave me? NOT TODAY.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to have more than 3 women in his life. His mom, me, and his sister. You got two sisters? Pick your favorite.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to go outside, I already brightened your day! The fuck you need the sun light for?
My boyfriend isnt allowed to leave the house after an argument. He need a break, he can have a kit kat.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.
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