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Politicians campaigning: "We shall attract foreign investors who will lower the cost of living." Politicians in office: "Foreign investors who lower the cost of living will be deported." Lesson: The poorer the masses the richer the politicians. #ManDay

Nyamakima extortionists are the ones who sold Moses Kuria that electric blanket that turned his toes into nyama choma.

China Square owner, Lei Cheng, claims that his inspiration to open to store came when he saw products he knew from his country being over priced in Kenya. In short, he is is being fought for lowering the cost of living.

Our position on the recent Supreme Court ruling on gayism.

“In conflict, do not try to invalidate your own feelings” - my therapist always spitting hard truths.

Me wondering what or who Nairofey is......

@itsMJ_Ke Mj u look good & cute 🥰 on that jeans 👖 now just imagine how cute & beautiful our kids would look on our genes 😂😍

Shaolin Temple is one thing but guys, Forehead Muhoozi is very wrong. Mnataka twitter ya Kenya ifungwe???

Good morning 🇰🇪 #TubongeTuesday

My biggest ick is calling a man and he doesn't pick or call me back within 1 hour. Am I a joke to you?

World Cup traffic hit almost 20,000 tweets per second today! Great work by Twitter team managing record usage.

@omwambaKE Waiiit!!!! Kama macho ya apa juu ameziba, ya uko ndani ataweza kufanya kazi? Call cops when u see Tupac😱💀💀

@gesbon1 @wakilinomad Also take blood samples of everyone nearby

Hiyo video ya Diana ni Ya last year ,Bahati still went ahead and gave her the third child 💀 They aren’t even married,no wonder Bahati proposes to her every year 💀

@Kenyans Adding GMOs to a list of things that can kill you ni kitu ya kukasirika kweli? - Moses Kuria

@Kenyans I support GMO foods coz is the same food we eat everyday, 1.imported serials 2.imported eggs 3.imported rice even plastic ones 4.imported sugar and also more gooods so whoever opposing these food I don't understand what he thinks whet it comes to what eats on our daily life....

Accept the ring and return it later, don't embarrass someone's son in public!

We need a ‘Jumia’ for food produce wholesalers. Cut out unnecessary middlemen.

@itsnicat The drama of it all

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Have you guys ever heard of people admitting to a crime they never committed after hours of interrogation? That is basically what they did to Cole on Love is blind. Broke him to the point of admiting something he didn't even do and even apologizing for it. #LoveisBlindS3