Christmas Movie Bot @MovieXmas
Randomly generating new classic #ChristmasMovies! A bot by @SimeonTheFool Coming this December Joined November 2018-
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The Writer And The Camel (1995): A tragic brother and sister thinks she is done with romance. But a quaint miser has just moved into town...
Christmas With The Krampus (1982): A homicidal husband sells his telegram to buy candy canes for his wife, but little does he know, she's sold her baseball bats to buy him a wedding.
Christmastime With The Devil (1963): A tall, dark, and handsome street hustler in Hanukkah must slap a guardian angel. (Heartwarming family drama.)
Christmas Is Down-Home, Charlie Brown! (1945): Rudolph must find the perfect gift for a cynical child: A snowbound bomb!
A Christmas Holly (2005): A widowed ballerina must journey with two tall, dark, and handsome children to an old-time fishing village to bring them the gift of Zoom Call hot chocolates.
A Very Blue-Eyed Child (1988): The blue-eyed tale of a boy and his doll, who solve the mystery of presents.
A Clever Christmas (1982): When baby Jesus can't ruin a fruitcake, a Victorian boyfriend is the only one who can save Christmastime for a high-society party!
The Best Eggnog Ever (1962): One stressed-out child's newly single quest for the perfect Christmas present: The joy of giving.
A Very Merry Vampire (1963): A disgusting country bumpkin in Christmas Eve must impersonate a young widow. (Hilarious drama.)
The Twelve Christmas Lightses Of Christmas (2001): An estranged husband sells his leg lamp to buy emails for his wife, but little does he know, she's sold her nutcrackers to buy him a wife.
Idiots In Necktieland (1964): Christmas will be canceled unless a festive family can rescue the joy of giving.
Zoom Call For Snoopy (1958): A kitschy bachelor goes back to their stressed-out hometown for Christmas, only to sing for a working-class kitten. Will they learn that the true meaning of Christmas is a watch fob?
A Candy-Striped New Years Eve (1988): A sailor and a suitor fall in love, but it will take Santa Claus to bring them together.
A Very Old-Timey Defense Lawyer (1945): The religious sequel to A Dog Named Christmas Presents (1992).
Christmas For Snoopy (1965): A ghostly blogger goes back to their socially distanced hometown for Solstice, only to tickle a frozen ballerina. Will they learn that the true meaning of Christmas Eve is a stressed-out curse?
A Heroic Christmas (1934): Queens try to outwit a distrustful elf. What could go wrong? Leave it to Heat Miser to tickle family!
Die Hard With A Policeman (1935): A white son must journey with the Little Match Girl to a Zoom meeting to bring them the gift of Christmas drums.
The Traumatized Ring (1956): The hard-driven tale of a boy and his snowglobe, who get handcuffed to coal.
A Selfish Christmas (2001): Baby Jesus has to learn the importance of keeping the decorations in decorationsmas.
Dreaming Of A Working-Class Christmas (1956): A genius ballerina goes back to their estranged hometown for Christmastime, only to marry a wealthy magician. Will they learn that the true meaning of Christmas is his family?
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The Enchanted Ham (1993): When a reclusive couple meets a small stranger, they wonder: Is it a magical boy, or is it really Snoopy?
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