Emma Balmer @MortuaryMaven
Bad heathen. Better mortician. Death's awkward little darling. mortuarymaven.wordpress.com US Joined May 2014-
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Oh, I do love me some plague doctors. YouTube needs more plague doc vids! Plague Doctor Darlings youtu.be/ibT4uT6sYUI via @YouTube
When a family asks you to put a Fitbit on their dearly departed mother... Lots of smiling, nodding, & "yes of course"ing. #DailySteps
I'm going to write a follow up to @TheGoodDeath's "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" called "Dead People Get In Your Hair." #ItHappens
The ASD Daily is out! paper.li/myASDcalls/132… Stories via @SteveSoultLtd @MortuaryMaven @RIPTFF
When a mortician goes to the ER . . . mortuarymaven.wordpress.com/2016/02/27/whe…
This is exactly why I’m on anti anxiety medication mortuarymaven.wordpress.com/2016/02/27/thi…
Lots of random folks are telling me I smell good. This helps me fight my "I smell like death 'n' decomp" neuroses. #ISMELLYUMMY #cannibals
Getting doused with Corpse Blister Water really inspires me to step back & consider the choices I've made in life. #Kersplashy #ItsInMyEar
True story mortuarymaven.wordpress.com/2015/09/21/tru…
Burned my finger today on someone's fake knee. Apparently metal gets really hot when it's been baking at 1850'F for a few hours. #FunFacts
Nothing says "Monday morning" like being swarmed by crypt flies in a mausoleum. #OhGodOneWentInMyMouth #MorticianProblems
The mortuary in which I work is sooooo haunted. Things have been especially active lately. And that makes me sooooo happy. #HappyHauntings
Stuck on the whole deep fried butter thing & its claims. I almost want to try it, but my heart just sucker punched my lung at the thought.
And yes, deep fried butter is apparently a thing that is legal to sell. It's advertised as tasting like cinnamon buns. #CrunchGoesTheArtery
Nothing gets fair-goers more excited about their deep fried butter than overhearing me chatter about work. #ScleroticArteries #Crunchy #Nom
Oh yeah, I need to get caught up on season 10, @LolaMurder youtu.be/tCZy8cAgBlM
Anytime I try to type a word beginning with "de" my phone tries to insert "decomposition" or "decomp." #Decompressing #NotDecomposing
Just got chased around the prep room by a wolf spider with a snazzy racing stripe down its thorax. #SendHelp #Stylish #SeriouslySendHelpNOW
Can't believe I have to say it: just say no to necro-dildos. RT @CalebWilde “21 Grams”: the Urn that’s also a Dildo shar.es/1plVgs
Marshall Julius 🚀 @MarshallJulius
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Passages Internationa.. @Passages_Intl
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graveyarddetective @gravedetective
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Dr Chelsea Nichols @museumweirdo
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Zillary🐊 👁🧠�.. @lolaltbabez
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MORTradio @MORTradioLive
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James Mitchell ILW @iloveweirdtweet
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Funeral Law Lady @FuneralLawLady
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CRaKN @getcrakn
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Christa Clayton @auntofnine
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RIYAS MOHAMED MR @riyas_mohamedmr
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Romany Reagan @abneyrambles
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The Funeral Source @FuneralSource
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Monica Torres LE,LFD,.. @coldhandshosts
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Side Show Nightmares @ss_nightmares
140 Followers 155 Following Online store selling/creating Custom made Horror Props, Exorcism items, Authentic movie Props, AND THE STRANGE AND UNUSUAL
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ASD @myASDcalls
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Paige Quigley @PQuiqley2
3K Followers 3K Following Dark side employee and explorer of cemeteries. Lover of; independent films, documentaries, science and most music!
Nola Girl @anthrogeek1
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Goth Elon Musk @ScarinasVault
1K Followers 1K Following The authoress/editrix of Scarina's Scary Vault of Scariness. Writer and artist. Also a mortician. https://t.co/cEQUwzxPlj Venmo: @ScarinasVault
Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang
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Christa Clayton @auntofnine
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Judy Melinek M.D.🔬 @drjudymelinek
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Ragnar Grim Temper @Valfrekr
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ASD @myASDcalls
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The Post-Mortem Post @PostMortem_post
829 Followers 1K Following Please Support us on Patreon & Like us on Facebook!
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Kevin Wirt @MyMorticianLife
169 Followers 395 Following Formerly @AMorticiansLife. Husband, Father, mortician, U S Army veteran, golfer, lover of beer, bourbon,and tattoos. Elkhart, IN. https://t.co/RcJDJPXDs1
Goth Elon Musk @ScarinasVault
1K Followers 1K Following The authoress/editrix of Scarina's Scary Vault of Scariness. Writer and artist. Also a mortician. https://t.co/cEQUwzxPlj Venmo: @ScarinasVault
AmericasMostHaunted @amhaunted
449K Followers 295K Following Paranormal, Spooky and Amazmo! Eric Olsen, co-author award-winning AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED book https://t.co/YcCakIhlKA host of hot new podcast @FreakishHistory!
Modern Memento Mori @ModMementoMori
63 Followers 35 Following Documenting modern-day examples of the memento mori in London and beyond.
Mort Scytheman @MScytheman
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Save A Grave @saveagrave
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At my first Coachella. In the emergency room. Not from partying. But because I sliced an avocado wrong. I'm the opposite of a rock star. 😭
The ASD Daily is out! paper.li/myASDcalls/132… Stories via @SteveSoultLtd @MortuaryMaven @RIPTFF
@MortuaryMaven yup, pretty much my world too, I feel ya.
As I leave a hospital, after an EMS call. #jealous #iaintfraidofnoghosts #halloween2015 #Ghostbusters
Art's new sweatshirt. Hmm, it reminds me of something.
This is what makes life worth it, for me anyway. Also, it's what makes my birthday today even better, I made this :-)
This is how daddy saves the galaxy and gives mommy a break. #Destiny
Baby Arthur (also shown: wife, friend Joe)
Hey Twitterverse, look what we made! #itsaboy
Please don't eat the library paste. letterology.com/2012/06/please…
@MortuaryMaven @_MaxMurder_ omg, yes. I might actually make him take it everywhere now, for practice.
@MortuaryMaven Ahhhh, yes...tis the question. #ooohcookies
Who else loves it when families tell you to go ahead and eat the food they brought in? #yesplease #dontmindifido
Well at long last the room is done, the house is coming together. I'm only a few short weeks from being a daddy. Life cannot get much better
How simple is this, I refuse to buy any @Avengers merch until all team members are properly represented. #WhereisRomanoff
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