We’ve identified a suspicious number of employees staring at the moon during work hours.
HR reminds everyone:
The moon is not a distraction.
It is the destination.
— Moonkey HR
$moonkey
HR: Why do you want to work at Moonkey Industries?
Applicant: I want to go to the moon.
HR: That’s not what we asked.
Applicant: I know.
HR: Excellent. You’re hired.
$moonkey
FIRST DAY ON THE JOB
HR: Do you have any experience?
Intern: No.
HR: Perfect. You’re already overqualified.
WELCOME TO MOONKEY INDUSTRIES. 🐒
CLOCK IN. 🌙
36K Followers 3K FollowingMD. Investigating memecoins🔎 Subscribing = access to my open-concept trading group on TG (not an early call group). Retire early.