Modern Banking @ModernBanking
Think of it as your fave new TV show as told through Twitter eps. The Teller Line Joined October 2013-
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C spends entire day annoying L by singing Drake's Worst Behavior. Co spends the day learning to cook chicken pot pies.
Co reaches 10 hackie sack kicks and goes for 11. At 12, the ball falls ingloriously in the trash can. Co: I don't give a fuck, I GOT 11!
L: That doesn't count! You reached ten kicks without doing nine first! Do it again! Co: You have really strict rules for this game!
L invents a new hackie sack game for the guys. Co takes it to the extreme and makes it his own personal mission to get a perfect score.
Later, Co and N are caught performing a manly waltz routine together behind the teller line to I've Got You Under My Skin.
Co and C host a bank-wide hackie sack tournament to Frank Sinatra music. L breaks into song and dance at the sound of New York, New York.
Co and L argue over what constitutes good country music. L: Absolutely not Taylor Swift. Co: But definitely Shania Twain. L: Definitely.
Later, C sticks the head on an envelope opener and perches it in his pen holder. L: Oh my God, this place has turned into Lord of the Flies.
C gets bored at work & turns one of the bank's customer's marketing items (a stuffed monkey) into a hackie sack by scissoring off its head.
L can't handle the commotion of working behind the teller line with three guys. L: I am about to karate chop all of you in the throat.
"If the pen is mightier than the sword, what happens when the pen IS the sword?"
C finds a pen shaped like a sword and fashions a paper sheath.
L cultivates an affinity for peach tea. C and Co get caught up in a cell phone game. C: What do you mean my Samurai can't go backwards?!
The branch suffers a slow business day. Co tries to play Funky Town with the dial tones on the phone.
Co convinces L to heat her Pop-tarts in the microwave. L: Oh my goodness. They're, like, melting in my mouth... Co: So much better that way.
Co: Agh! I just got wing sauce in my beard. Such a manly problem to have.
Co tells C & L about the new Krokodil drug. C: That's disgusting. L: They look like zombies! That could be the next zombie movie storyline!
L finishes Allegiant and hides in the bathroom to cry. Co: It's like when Dumbledore died. G: Yeah, she took a whole week in personal days.
L: Probably Legolas. NO! Aragorn. Yeah, definitely Aragorn. That beard... Yes, he perfectly encompasses everything I want in a man.
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