I’ll explain. Dear Barron, Your father will not attend your graduation. Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York. Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you. Not because he’s been denied leave by the judge. He hasn’t. It’s because he didn’t bother to attend the graduations for any of your step siblings. Not the Powder Ranger, not Fredo, not the love of his life, not the one he doesn’t remember. Sadly, it’s who he is. If it’s not about him it doesn’t matter. I imagine you must be relieved to not have your graduation turned into a fundraising spectacle or a campaign rally. Enjoy your special day without the circus. Regards, Jack
A Letter from Donald ( Satire) Trump to his son. Dear Barron, I love you, son. Unfortunately, I can't make it to your graduation. You see, the judge has absolutely insisted that I attend my criminal trial instead—can you believe that? Of course, I tried to tell him that my son's graduation is a once-in-a-lifetime event, but he wouldn’t budge. Crooked judge! Now, don’t listen to that nonsense I’m posting from within courtroom—that’s just political theater for my base. You know how it goes. To be honest, I’ve never attended any of your siblings' graduations ever—not even Ivanka’s. Guess I’m consistent, right? It’s all a bit transactional with me, but that's just how I operate. When you grow up, you’ll understand more about this. Just remember, everything I do is part of a bigger deal, even parenting! One other thing—give your mom a big kiss for me, and tell her not to worry about me. I have absolute immunity—the election was stolen, and Rudy is our star witness. He’s got the evidence. So, enjoy your day, son. Make sure to throw that cap extra high for me, and don’t worry—I’ll catch the highlights on Fox News. Love, Dad
@MisterSalesman @7Veritas4 Minor point here Court isn’t in session on that day anyway Trump is completely free to go to the graduation, but we all know he won’t