Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

I'm stuck between wanting to build a Twitter presence with consistent, focused content, and tweeting whatever dumb shit I want as a creative outlet. #thoughts?

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

The ubiquity of high definition broadcast TV at this point is considered standard. I can't wait for the hype surrounding #4k broadcast once the next standard is rolled out in a few years. It'll be like the mid 2000s all over again!

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

I made this account because I didn't want to study for my finals.

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

At what point will I be able to upload the consciousness of a cat to my own brain? Possible #blackmirror episode?

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

@iamdevloper If you quit before you find the bug, you're not trying hard enough. The bug is always priority numero uno in life.

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

But cars drive themselves, so that's pretty cool.

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

The year 2110: Human #lifespans have been doubled. You're 120, still working. You're writing #software in a language that hasn't been invented yet. You're hoping you can save enough #bitcoin to retire within the next two decades. Life is terrible.

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

Remember #blimps? This is them 100 years ago. Feel old yet?

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

This tweet is the exact character limit for Twitter, and I'm pretty proud of myself.

Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

A few seasons ago, the NCAA had a problem with announcers calling Microsoft #Surface tablets #iPads. Microsoft was literally paying to be the tablet of choice on college football sidelines, but the iPad name was so engrained that announcers had to be corrected. That's marketing.

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

Video doorbells are the beginning of the end

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

My goal is to build an AI to predict NCAA football scores, not for betting but so I can eliminate the ultimate disappointment of spending 3 hours to watch my team get annihilated

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

How many exceptions would a #nullpointer accept if a null pointer could accept #nullpointerexceptions

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

Testing my #code after I finally think I've fixed everything

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

The odds of actually finishing a project I start are about the same as the odds I hear back from an internship application

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Millennial Dev @Millennial_Dev

8 years ago

Beginning of the semester self: Just go to class. It's so easy, it's literally your one job. Go to class and you will do well. End of semester self: Oh you said go to class? I thought you said weast.