Vampire MilesProctor @MilesProctor
Entrepreneur, social chameleon, vampire. Author of The New Vampire's Handbook. thenewvampireshandbook.com New York City Joined March 2009-
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By the vay, The New Vampire's Handbook is still in print. Please purchase a copy for the recently turned in your life this holiday season. But get it from a local bookstore, and not those bloodsuckers at Amazon. powells.com/book/the-new-v…
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I have awakened from my decade-long slumber to offer my condolences to the friends, family, and fans of Anne Rice. I pour one (liter of blood) out for her. She was definitely one of the best the mortals.
The last slave I had knew his multiplication tables to six and that was it. Dim bulbs need not apply. #BeMilesProctorsSlave
I need a new slave - and Twitter might be just the place to find one. #BeMilesProctorsSlave
I have had bloodsweats lately in NYC - I cannot resist overfeeding when there's so many open windows.
I have drained 10 teenage girls since the Eclipse movie came out and not one seemed to mind a bit.
I will be attending the Chicago Cubs game tomorrow at Wrigley Field. I liked the stadium better empty at night, actually.
Fellow vampires, if you see The Grinning Man, run. He WILL destroy you. #TheGrinningMan
I pull the coffin door shut, may tonight be starry and thick.
With the advent of summer my "days" get shorter but there's much less clothing around the neck to contend with, typically.
I've been spending a lot of time in bookstores, and my displeasure at the lack of my book was made up for by the soft bookish throats.
Sorry I haven't been in touch lately. I've been preoccupied by a persistent revenge seeker. He's not gone yet but I think I can dissuade him
Twitpires: new twilight trailer out, as are vamp fanatics. Exercise caution when hunting them. Consult your handbook: http://tiny.cc/mzDhz
The longer night allows me to stretch my legs and hunt farther from home that I ordinarily would. Maybe I'll take the ferry...
I'm certain there's been someone spying on my lair. If my slaves had any initiative, I wouldn't have to spend my night tracking down spies.
It disappoints me to no end that goth is so closely tied to vampires. Sure, some is good, but its so mopey. I'd rather listen to Misfits.
Are you interested in trying some alternate positions to spice up your feeding life? Check out this video. http://bit.ly/2wkCFw
Dear god, I am still full from Halloween. With all the drunken, half-dressed people in the night air, it was certainly a night of treats.
UK Radio: I'm on BBC Radio Jersey at 10:40 a.m., BBC Radio Hereford and Worcester at 11:20 a.m., and BBC Radio Ulster at 12:30 a.m. GMT.
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