Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

Guitar player, singer and awful scrabble player. Front man of the Miles Cookman Band (MCB). milescookman.com Whitstable, Earth. Joined October 2011

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Tooned Inn @InnTooned

5 days ago

This is it in a nutshell, the game is rigged . Is the premier league really a competitive league or is it all a charade?@premierleague

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Shame on you @ECB_cricket if ever there was a tacit example of the inherent posh-boy southern bias of the England & Wales Cricket Board it is that there in not one men’s Ashes test match in the North of England. Another nail in the coffin of working class cricket. Disgusting.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

4 weeks ago

My cat has died. I am sad.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

a month ago

Bloody Nora! Nobody puts you through the wringer quite like the England football team. I’ve definitely lost at least a year off my life but it was worth it. On we go! 😎

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Rosie Duffield MP @RosieDuffield1

a month ago

Watching KS speech back again on News. Beggars belief but he actually says, "I inherited a Party that was morally bankrupt". Seconds later, "..standing up for decency, respect, and the rule of law...". Yet he packed the Lords with his mates, took the freebies and chose Mandelson.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

Can someone please explain to me why England are STILL persisting around the wicket?!? #engvnz #cricket

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

Read a brilliant theory on Alien that viewed from the xenomorphs point of view, the film is basically Die Hard. The alien finds himself trapped in a place he shouldn’t be owned by a huge Japanese company and hunted through air vents by a group led by a bearded guy. Yippee ki yay

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

The (surprisingly) long wait for the return of Test match cricket to England is finally over. The post-ashes era starts today and the reputations of a few movers & shakers is on the line. I’m excited to see how Emilio Gay gets on and also how Atkinson slots back in. Let’s go!!

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk @Kent_cc You actually disgust me. Every single toilet in whitstable currently has unflushable human waste in it. May you all get what you deserve.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk @richardtorble That takes minutes in an emergency like this. Pull the other one.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

Hey Southern Water @sewateruk can we have an update on when people without cars can expect to get even a dribble of water? Toilets need flushing, children need cleaning, food needs cooking etc. When did you decide Whitstable was a third world country?

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk Not under 5. What difference does that make? Do children over 5 not need water?

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk Everywhere locally has sold out!!!!

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk When are you turning the water back on?

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk Hang your heads in shame. Absolutely disgusting.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@BBCRadioKent No water anywhere in Whitstable and Herne Bay. Queues for literally miles at the out of town water stations. This is an absolute disaster. Please send help

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@Ofwat No water in Whitstable and Herne Bay on the hottest day of the year. @sewateruk are fine to pump raw sewage into our coastline but can’t even provide water. Absolutely disgraceful.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

@sewateruk I’m not allowed to dm you because I’m not verified. I’m in the middle of whitstable, just got home and I can’t even have a wash in the sink. This is totally unacceptable.

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Miles Cookman @MilesCookman

2 months ago

No water across the entire of whitstable. What on Earth are @sewateruk playing at?!? What with this and raw sewage dumps they are not fit for purpose. @BBCNews @bbcsoutheast