Wait, so Elizabeth from Knoxville, who claims she was maced after storming the Capitol, was dabbing her eyes with an onion towel?
Did Elizabeth from Knoxville lie about storming the Capitol building to earn MAGA cred but unwittingly incriminate herself in terrorism, or is she really this dim to think onions would help cry the mace out of her peepers? Answers on a postcard.
We must get #oniontowel trending and to the bottom of this
Tracy says she is Elizabeth's relative and that they claim it's ice she's holding, but where the hell has she obtained ice from during riotous insurrection 🤔 x.com/tracytra/statu…
@Mike_P_Williams couple drops of food coloring, my favorite onion shaped ice cube trays... "ok hun. onion ice is ready, let's go to the coup."
@Mike_P_Williams I thought they covered carrying of ice in “how to start a coup 101”. Did you miss that section?
@Mike_P_Williams I mean if that's the color of the ice in my freezer, it certainly isn't going to be going near my eyes
@Mike_P_Williams You know what they say about not eating yellow snow. Same goes for jamming yellow ice into your eye.