James Garibay @MexicanElonMusk
i tweet recklessly. youtu.be/Mi5hZdSQYHk?si… Austin, TX Joined September 2010-
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I didn’t know that OJ Simpson had a first wife, The One That Got Away.
When Taylor Swift gets her period does that make her the queen of heavy metal?
If they ever made Batman black he wouldn’t have a sidekick. He’d be Robin your ass.
thinking critically and thinking rationally are not mutually exclusive.
If you fucked a corpse in the ass wouldn’t that be a dead end?
Becoming thirty means that I can’t trust my farts anymore.
One black guy in Chicago today killed more people than all the Iranian drones shot at Israel.
*World War 3 breaks out* Crypto people:
The bright side is World Wars are the only ones we win.
Black people take your possessions before they take a joke.
Why does 2 Chainz call himself 2 Chainz? His ancestors came here in two chains.
Maroon 5 taught me how to get laid. Look for the girl with the broken smile.
Now I know why they want to cancel @Leonarda_Jonie
Elon Musk @EMusk39947
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Sherri Cirasuolo @SherriC2235
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elon musk @HappyDc393292
7 Followers 343 Following Por favor, se vocês são meus fãs, apenas diga oi para mim
Ferhat İREN 𝕏 @officailelonfns
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Hussein Seif @Dr_Rextein
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baeza alb @AlbBaeza
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Tamim Eqbal @tamimeqbal654
8 Followers 60 Following Buy Verified Cash App Accounts We offer 100% secure and fully verified personal and business Cash App accounts at the best prices. If you want a secure, stable,
Kimball J Musk @KimbaIlx
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ELON REVEEN MUSK @ElonReveenmusk9
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XELON MUSK @alert_cred7759
25 Followers 309 Following Private and Secrete Account with my Lovely Fan 🎉🚀
Elonmusk @elonmusk_bitcio
33 Followers 478 Following Chairman @boringcompany Founder @twitter CEO @teslamotors CTO @spacex President of Musk foundation, co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAi
arthraXis @arthra_xis79899
1 Followers 132 Following Huy#0002 | hiddencollector.eth | Pushing @alphabirds_xyz alpha | Degen at @Metaverse_HQ
Elon Musk @EMusk76165
30 Followers 549 Following
Elon musk @EMusk6847
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Mozell Wood @MozellWood43118
27 Followers 359 Following Fortune favors the bold | Christ is King | Documenting the Ethereum Revolution | Weekly ETH & NFT threads | Not financial advice |
Nisennec @nisennec81933
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.(“Akkarawat “) ... @AkkarawatS19329
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Elon Musk @EMusk79797
11 Followers 207 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG Business
elonmusk @Osas123799618
53 Followers 270 Following
Elon musk @EMusk65078
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Jah Sam @Sam1666707Jah
7 Followers 178 Following
Procrastinator @Procrastin59655
7 Followers 72 Following On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour lex yeux.
Elon musk @EMusk50275
27 Followers 742 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG
robin hossain @robinhossa18688
2 Followers 41 Following
Tuyển Vũ Văn @TuynVVn8
35 Followers 181 Following
ELON REEVE MUSK @Elonmusk_XTesl
27 Followers 87 Following CEO and Chief designer of Space. CEO of Tesla, Co-founder of Neuralink, CEO of Twitter.
Hiddeπ Amur∆Ka: Th.. @AmurakaHidden
96K Followers 214 Following Interior Way ° Philosopher King ☆ Alchemist ☆ Mystic 𓂀 Eternal Student ☆ Author of Piercing the Veil, God of Reflections & The Cup of Hermes ⚚☆ ॐ नमः शिवाय
Leonarda Jonie @Leonarda_Jonie
52K Followers 983 Following This account is pure satire. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Presley @DeedsPresley
25 Followers 113 Following
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
12.8M Followers 1 Following
Maggi Mayfield @MaggiMayfield
2K Followers 1K Following I read stuff for money during the day and tell jokes with a guitar at night.
Victor Rico @voritic
2K Followers 166 Following Author of the Onward and Upward Newsletter https://t.co/7rIY4DaARE | Hispanic & Latino Entrepreneurial Executive from 🇲🇽 | @AustinFC Supporter Group Member @LosVerdesATX
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Ripple @Ripple
2.7M Followers 983 Following Our mission is to build breakthrough crypto solutions for a world without economic borders.
Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru
2.3M Followers 1 Following Watcher Guru gives you unparalleled, unbiased coverage of all-things finance in real-time | Tweets Are Not Financial Advice
Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin
246K Followers 581 Following I might be wrong but I'm not lying. comedian/farmer
Alden Schaub @AldenComedy
56 Followers 120 Following Comedy Writer for hire. Stand Up Comedian, Trivia Host, Fart Engineer.
bearableguy123 @bearableguy123
90K Followers 24 Following bearableguy123 is a fun jester & not an investment advisor. https://t.co/zyvGaqYJIs / https://t.co/EwufsWPD1M / https://t.co/5RIhBYeBTS / https://t.co/El5Ueg38OL
David "JoelKatz" Schw.. @JoelKatz
496K Followers 1K Following Improving global settlement with blockchain tech. CTO at Ripple; one of the original architects of the XRP ledger.
Ⓣ @tyler_notayl0r
26 Followers 74 Following ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴜɴᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴇxᴇʀᴄɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ᴏғ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ. ✌︎︎☯︎︎𓃱❤︎𓆉☠︎♫
Daniel Gonzalez @Papi_theComic
414 Followers 1K Following Christ follower, Comedian, jiujitsero and Host of #DannylizeThis
KorruptedComedy @KorruptedComedy
201 Followers 632 Following An Independent Comedy Brand Focusing on Local Talent, Road Comics and Headliners. Currently in California, Texas, Illinois. And Expanding.
Trevor Tre' Keveloh�.. @TrevorKeveloh
2K Followers 2K Following Founder of @KorruptedComedy (CA IL TX and growing) Entertainer Comic Actor Writer Producer Artist Guy
Potheadchimp @potheadchimp
125 Followers 110 Following 🏝️ Asian by birth, American by Choice, Veteran because I’m not the sharpest tool in the six pack. #WeGetToDoThis #Comedy #instagood #life
Uphold @UpholdInc
153K Followers 177 Following The Uphold platform is always 100%+ reserved & fully transparent ◾️ Support: @AskUphold Disclaimer: https://t.co/ORt5W98Sqb
Ashley @HenrysMom92
444 Followers 167 Following In the process of becoming a Motion Graphic Designer. Love all things music & movies.
The Bearable Bull @thebearablebull
299K Followers 2K Following Crypto Since ‘16📈550k On Social Media📲 | Real Estate/Airbnb🏨 | Travel Photographer 🛩 | 28k Students📖 |Millionaire Mentor✍️ | Truth Seeking Podcaster🗣️
BigLfunny @LaWigz
203 Followers 428 Following black man with a heart of gold that I would put on my teeth 🤷🏾♂️ #standup comedian
Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase
6.0M Followers 30 Following The most trusted crypto exchange. For support ➡️ @CoinbaseSupport
Guy Brown @SomeBrownGuy100
233 Followers 194 Following
em @notsofunnyemily
342 Followers 312 Following
Berk @8erk
206 Followers 265 Following
Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor
827K Followers 547 Following Father, Husband, Comedian, Uncle Joey’s Joint, Badmotherfucker from North Bergen NJ! https://t.co/n01ix5X6vR
Tristan @tristancpoe
73 Followers 201 Following Ecology/biology, live plants, birds, wildlife, nature.
Dark Magician Dapper @girthxkrew
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Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @MartinShkreli
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Whataburger® @Whataburger
1.2M Followers 170K Following There's pride in every Whataburger. #ProudToServeYou
@RealCandaceO @joerogan @lexfridman I think I’m perfect for it Candace and we both know it. It’s what the people want. Rogan would be talking about DMT in under 8 min and lex would be playing Tetris and running code in his head. The people wanna laugh. And me between a black and a Jew would be like a symphony
Remember You’re not poor. You’re broke. Poor people can’t get out of a broke situation - BIHDLTM
Patrice O’Neal was banned from the Cellar three times. So yes, I’m saying I’m a fat black man.
@CivicCrisis @joerogan @ChrissieMayr @Leonarda_Jonie I’m gonna follow those girls. Thanks for the heads up.
@MexicanElonMusk @LoufactsIGB @ChayaRaichik10 You pay 8 bucks a month to post ifunny offensive jokes to no one. You should consider therapy or really deep diving into your scat kink
Someone said I look like @kanyewest from @shoptemu 🤣🤣🤣 apparently I look special to special people!
@MexicanElonMusk @LoufactsIGB Get your money up James and go find some bitches.. you spend a lot of time on twitter
TAKE 5 & WATCH.
Share this now, before it disappears. Globalists don't want people to know this.
I did a spreadsheet on my How I'm investing my money and It's pretty cut and dry. Variations included , return plus minus four percent over the next 3-10yrs. Finally I had the money so I decided I'm “investing” in a startup. I did that, the numbers check out and everything…
@samtripoli I cleared out the blacks before it was “cool.”
@MexicanElonMusk @OwenBenjamin Another way to add to the racism of this punchline is to change the punchline to: “Because they killed all their prophets.”
Anyone who thinks Mexicans have great family values doesn’t speak Spanish and has never worked a labor job with Mexicans. You know all that stuff they’re saying in that language you can’t understand? They’re talking about how they want to eat your daughters asshole and that ur a…
Texas has been completely over run by Mexicans, pajeets, and homosexuals. Last time I was there working with crowder I was blown away at how many head bobbling pajeets and creepy Mexicans were everywhere. I’d be fine letting Texas go if it wasn’t for the oil and natural gas.…
The Jesters job was to tell the King and his court (society) that they're fucking up without getting his head chopped off. He tells the truth through humor so the King can go home and realize, that maybe, just maybe, he shouldn't have raised taxes just for a new concubine filled…
I was in a room of Comics who have performed after @HoltzmanBrian : “No one “follows” Brian Holtzman, you crawl through the destruction he’s left behind.” - Comics Who Have Performed After Brian Holtzman
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@_lonedd Professor astrafizerna is the funniest of all things I do
I paid a popular NFT influencer £2500 for a jar of her pee but she never shipped it.
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