MCM @Merlasconi
Don’t try to swindle me because I like cake. TX Joined March 2013-
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HBO dropping this the night before the markets open is actually insane timing
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paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did
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I kind of feel like referring to women candidates by their first names-Kamala, Hillary-is actually treating them like Cher and Madonna and Beyoncé. I really understand the concerns about gender bias but men are boring and all have the same first names. They could never
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This is what they took away from us.
"And here comes the one athlete from Peru"
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Where this bitch at #OpeningCeremony
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Fine. I will say it. I think I am too chic to live in a country that JD Vance is Vice President of
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You know I would’ve lived in the 1830s if there were no racists.
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you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate we declared ChaseDreams should be a bigger artist
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“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work
@AvaSantina @lfnand I read this tweet in Joe Giudice’s voice.
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Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated
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ppl's requirements for clothes - < $20 - ready available - ethically made - super comfy (never makes u sweat, cushy shoes, stretch fabric but not in yucky plastic ocean way) - can be worn to the beach or ballrooms - perfect fit, but also inclusive of everyone - will last forever
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absolutely no notes on this nymag.com/intelligencer/…
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Win or lose, Eagles fans are gonna flip a bunch of cop cars and I think that’s beautiful
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the full house theme song sounds like a republican senator right before he says something super racist
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*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
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love any anniversary post thats like “relationships are HARD. lord knows ours hasn’t been easy. but all the fights, the arguments, the sleepless nights, the regretful mornings have all been worth it. happy 4 month anniversary babe”
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once you realize men can also have eating disorders you quickly realize they actually all have eating disorders
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Did Seinfeld ever figure out what the deal with stuff was
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