Mega Jokes @MegaJokes
Funny jokes to Brighten up your day :) [email protected] twitter.com/megajokes wifi spot Joined September 2009-
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Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, it’s like coloring... all you do is STAY BETWEEN THE FUCKING LINES!
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BIGGEST LIE TOLD IN SCHOOLS: bullying will not be tolerated
it’s annoying when you are fuckin fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t wanna start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
why do boobs have to be covered? what secrets do they hold?
congratz to all the kids that turn 18 this year and will look at porn for the first time ever
RT @HSanders54: This is why i text and drive! "Boston carjacking victim says he pulled to the side to answer a text. He was then carjacked.
When I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone. Thank you.
I think the coolest thing would be to see a new color.
What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth?
I want to make my tears so expensive that no one could afford them...
RT @iShmooze Pain is natural - suffering is optional. #StolenTweet
Dear Acne. I hate you. More than any thing else. Leave me alone.
Hate that feeling that my life is on auto pilot
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest :)
I’m so sick of this long distance relationship... fridge, you get in my room now.
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Why do famous ppl think that they can only date other famous people? Like, you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate.
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