No Filters @MeInMokum

In my experience, if you're bad at dancing, you're probably really good at fucking. (I've done extensive research)

Is someone firing off their gun in De #Baarsjes?

The skinny jeans swat team. #at5 #popo instagram.com/stories/at5.nl…

We should never have given them cars... At least not ones with horns in them. #turk #tuut #aso

If you honk your horn like a retard you and your family should be deported out of the Schengen area.

Niks kunnen ze, helemaal níks.

So relieved all those neighbourhood imams were at #mercatorplein to keep things calm like they said they would. Why so quiet @AT5, not a peep from you on any social media? Beginning to think half your staff might be biased 🤷🏼‍♂️#rellen #amsterdam

"Volgens de driehoek moet er ook ruimte zijn voor spontane feesten op straat"-AT5. Zinds wanneer is 't normaal met spontane feesten op straat in een EU land? #mercatorplein #المغرب_اسبانيا

#Utrecht is a suburb of #Amsterdam, which locals affectionately call "Kutrecht". A term of endearment which loosely translates to "pretty canal" or "fat clog at the canal"

I wish @nbcsnl would write and perform the same skits about African, Middle Eastern and Asian countries & cultures as they do about European ones. Its sooooo funny Americans do "an Icelandic accent" or a fun joke about Irish or Italian people.

I wish all countries would unite in peace, harmony and prosperity. Together, they could turn the desert into glass. Any survivors could be used as unpaid workers at an #Israel-sized international water park. Everybody loves a water park! #nukeemall.

Let's cancel #JusticeLeagueSnyderCut, DC Comics, Warner Bros, the actors & crew involved. Why? you ask. "The Amazons" in the movie sell all male children into slavery to Hephaestus for weapons. #CancelCulture #dccomics #misandry Also Zack Snyder movies are a crime against cinema.

#CancelCulture tinyurl.com/yhvevyj3

Do people in Texas and Louisiana still think the #ClimateCrisis is just #ClimateClown BS?

Just like I don't trust a doctor with dreadlocks, if you're a therapist with lip fillers, I am doing a 180. #TherapyThursday

The Dutch fucking looove a bit of ice on their canal. If you laugh at their weird enthusiasm you'll immediately be asked to 'fuck off back to your own country' (where there's plenty of ice and snow every year btw) #prinsengracht

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3 years ago

The Dutch fucking looove a bit of ice on their canal. If you laugh at their weird enthusiasm you'll immediately be asked to 'fuck off back to your own country' (where there's plenty of ice and snow every year btw) #prinsengracht

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Listening to the @staceyabrams interview on @TheEconomist laughing my ass off.