MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

Joined November 2024

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

11 hours ago

@natureslilslut I actually go out of my way of shutting the door behind me if there’s a woman. With a sophisticated knot of rope. They have a college degree, figure it out you smart stupid bitch.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

11 hours ago

@ohremzel “ she came out to him” -catches her in parking lot, forcing conversation lmao Shut up bitch

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

21 hours ago

@proverbs_14_23 “ oh cmon, you don’t like that hammer bashing you in the face!? I’m not even swinging it that hard.” > the past 10 years

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

21 hours ago

How do we get this ball rolling?

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2 days ago

Someone should start a non-profit that puts released violent offenders in the home next door to the judge who released him/her.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

23 hours ago

@FKevich I gotchu

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a day ago

@zellieimani Dang 16? The fuck was I doing it for at 14 then?

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a day ago

@norman_larsson @Skyler_Tea Yeah, pretty dead eyes.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

a day ago

@MobileMinigun Looks like a normal Monday in Chicago to me. I don’t get the anger. Does it cut too close to the bone or something?

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a day ago

@iRedman__ Chill man. Save some toughness for the rest of us, buddy.

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@MegEBrock @wokal_distance Didn’t modern women just finish their holy crusade against catcalling, cold approaches, and male attention? Then turn on a dime asking where all that went lmao. You’ll get a broken neck keeping up with this whiplash.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@MegEBrock @wokal_distance And who wrote the holy grail on victimhood again?

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2 days ago

@TopherNOW @niklaus_wetter These women are absolutely seeing guys, just nothing to talk about behind closed doors lol hope that’s not too gross for you.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@melymel Oh because women become extremely bitter the older they get, and their skills at wearing the mask get sloppier and sloppier. Then they take it out of women younger than them that didn’t do anything. Some call it projection.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@Skyler_Tea Then go be a lesbian. I don’t see the problem, it’s 2026

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@Dee_Batch So what you’re saying is the “ modern audience” didn’t show up? No way!? I’m shocked.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@CoreyWriting I’m so fucking sick of daily dealings with Somalis and Indians. Exile isn’t even good enough anymore.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@Amystreet @JoshvsLeviatron Yeah I live in the woods too. These chicks never last. They all say that, but when they can’t door dash, that strong independent side cracks in 72 hours. It’s all a mirage. They just aren’t honest enough to admit it.

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@mark_brewers “This Tiger Woods joker has absolutely no business on the golf course, this guy doesn’t even belong on a 9 hole weekend warrior course, I’ll tell ya!”

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MaximumBob @MaximumBob86

2 days ago

@KangusB3 The meme prophecies are writing themselves these days.

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2 days ago

@NiceGuyMersh They are machines man. They keep so many types of bugs populations at bay. I much rather have them pecking around than waking up with a spider on my eyelid.