rayman developers: hey marketing guys can you make sure people will want to buy our game marketing team: don't worry, consumers will LOVE rayman's (implied) huge dick developers: his what
rayman developers: hey marketing guys can you make sure people will want to buy our game marketing team: don't worry, consumers will LOVE rayman's (implied) huge dick developers: his what https://t.co/zsuGqiFZw1
@MatttGFX edgy 90s ads were badass what is this dude going on about
@MatttGFX I wonder if it's detached from the body
@MatttGFX Wait.. Does Rayman even have one of those, since he has no bottom body?!
@MatttGFX The '90s were a weird time. EVERY game was marketed like this (I'm assuming lots of cocaine and zero context given to said cocaine'd advertisers,) and it seemed like nobody batted an eye, like 'oh those precocious vidjyagames *wags finger,* all attitude and sexual innuendo!'
@MatttGFX "okay marketing team when I said "Raymans gonna be huge" I meant hes gonna be very profitable I was not talking about his penis"
@MatttGFX How DARE you remind me of the coil
@MatttGFX I can’t find it but I swear I once saw an ad for a Kirby game where he beats up a bar full of bikers
@MatttGFX This 4 year old tierlist agrees