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The Department of WAR is not counting these American service members deaths in the official tally of dead U.S. soldiers from Trump’s war against Iran because they claim they were killed after Trump signed the MOU even though we are bombing every day. This is REPULSIVE. 🤬
On Thursday, the U.S. Department of War lowered the total number of American servicemembers officially killed during the Iran War from 18 to 14, removing the four servicemembers killed during the most recent round of hostilities in the Middle East; 1st Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25,
France is transforming parking lots into renewable energy hubs. Under new regulations, large parking areas must cover at least half their surface with solar panels. The requirement applies to parking lots of 1,500 square meters or larger, equivalent to about 16,150 square feet. At least 50 percent of the qualifying space must feature solar canopies that generate electricity while offering shade for vehicles below. When determining lot size, authorities include parking spaces, access lanes, and other paved surfaces. Green spaces, loading zones, storage areas, and sections used for hazardous materials are typically excluded. The legislation took effect in July 2023, with staggered compliance deadlines based on lot size. Facilities of 10,000 square meters or more must meet the standard by July 1, 2026. Those between 1,500 and 10,000 square meters have until July 1, 2028. Solar canopies deliver multiple advantages. They convert already developed land into clean energy production without consuming farmland or disturbing natural habitats. They also protect cars from sun exposure, mitigate heat absorption on asphalt, and integrate easily with electric vehicle charging stations. Vast expanses of dark pavement intensify the urban heat island effect by absorbing sunlight during the day and radiating warmth at night. Solar coverings reduce this thermal impact while generating power for local buildings, businesses, or the electrical grid. Exemptions exist when installation proves technically unfeasible, economically unviable, significantly obstructed by trees, or prohibited by heritage protections. Operators must demonstrate that an exemption applies. Non-compliant businesses risk annual fines reaching €20,000 for smaller qualifying lots and €40,000 for larger ones until the solar systems are properly installed.
Rising levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide appear to be subtly altering human blood chemistry, according to a recent analysis of long-term health data. Researchers examined more than two decades of blood test results from approximately 7,000 Americans, collected every two years through the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES). They observed that several key blood markers shifted in patterns that closely mirrored the ongoing increase in atmospheric CO₂ concentrations during the same period. The most prominent shift involved a roughly 7 percent rise in serum bicarbonate levels, a critical component that helps regulate the blood's pH within a narrow, healthy range. Concurrently, average concentrations of calcium and phosphorus showed modest declines. Bicarbonate forms part of the body's primary acid-base buffering system. Cellular metabolism produces carbon dioxide, which dissolves in the blood and converts largely into bicarbonate. The lungs expel excess CO₂ during exhalation, while the kidneys fine-tune bicarbonate levels to prevent the blood from becoming overly acidic or alkaline. The study authors propose that elevated atmospheric CO₂ may prompt gradual adjustments in this buffering mechanism as the body works to sustain normal acid-base homeostasis. Projections based on current trends suggest that average bicarbonate levels could near the upper boundary of the accepted healthy range within roughly 50 years. Importantly, the researchers emphasize that these findings demonstrate correlation rather than definitive causation. Numerous other influences, such as dietary habits, medications, kidney health, chronic conditions, and overall lifestyle, can affect blood chemistry. Additional investigations are essential to clarify whether atmospheric CO₂ directly drives these observed changes. Atmospheric CO₂ concentrations have climbed from around 280 parts per million before the Industrial Revolution to more than 420 parts per million today. While public discourse centers primarily on its contribution to planetary warming, this research prompts consideration of potential direct biological impacts from sustained alterations in the air we breathe. This preliminary evidence warrants further scientific scrutiny to better understand the implications for human health in a high-CO₂ world. [Larcombe, A. N., & Bierwirth, P. N. (2026). Carbon dioxide overload, detected in human blood, suggests a potentially toxic atmosphere within 50 years. Air Quality, Atmosphere & Health. DOI: 10.1007/s11869-026-01918-5]
Reds #18 ranked prospect Jirvin Morillo is absolutely on fire in the ACL‼️ The 19-year old catcher has homered in 3 straight games and now has 7 HR over his last 12 games! In his first season in the U.S., he’s slashing .321/.449/.652 with 13 HR and a 1.101 OPS in 54 games.
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Fun fact. J.J. Thomson won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1906 showing that the electron is a particle. Ironically, his son, G.P. Thomson, won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1937 showing that it is not (or rather that the electron can also behave as a wave).
This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.
Vovó de 97 anos passa até 6 horas por semana montando LEGO.
The WATCHMAN device is a safe and effective alternative to long-term oral anticoagulation for selected patients with non-valvular atrial fibrillation who are at increased risk of stroke, particularly those with contraindications to long-term anticoagulation or a high bleeding risk. Early trials demonstrated non-inferiority to warfarin for preventing stroke, systemic embolism, and cardiovascular death, while more recent studies support its use in the era of DOACs in appropriately selected patients x.com/enricomolinari…
AIPAC just cut off 18 of its own endorsed candidates for voting to end U.S. military aid to Israel over the violence in Gaza. 15 are running for reelection. AIPAC's list is now 71% Republican, 29% Democrat. It was never about a party. It was always about buying votes.
The FDA has approved the first daily pill from a powerful new class of cholesterol-lowering drugs, providing patients with a highly effective alternative to injections. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has given the green light to Lipfendra (enlicitide), the first oral tablet of its kind capable of dramatically reducing "bad" LDL cholesterol levels. While statins remain the standard first-line treatment, many high-risk patients do not achieve sufficient cholesterol reduction or experience bothersome side effects. Lipfendra works by inhibiting a liver protein called PCSK9, which normally hinders the body's ability to remove cholesterol from the bloodstream. Until now, PCSK9 inhibitors were only available as costly and inconvenient injections. This new once-daily pill can lower LDL cholesterol to approximately 50 to 60 mg/dL, far below the typical untreated adult level of around 100 mg/dL. The approval marks a significant advancement in cardiovascular care, particularly for millions of Americans dealing with persistently high cholesterol. Clinical trials showed that Lipfendra reduced LDL levels by nearly 60 percent, with side effects comparable to a placebo. At about $315 per month, the pill is substantially more affordable than injectable versions, which can exceed $600 monthly and often encounter insurance barriers. Cardiologists expect that switching from injections to a simple daily tablet will greatly improve patient adherence and enable more high-risk individuals to reach critical heart health goals. [U.S. Food and Drug Administration. (2026). FDA Approves First Oral PCSK9 Inhibitor to Lower LDL Cholesterol in Adults with High Cholesterol]
Fernando Tatis Jr. just hit a ball 474 feet 😳 It's the longest home run in baseball this season
My raw milk ages better than this.
Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.
The time Jermall Charlo timed the counter to perfection
1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.
The WNBA is the final form of the woman who runs a business that's always in the red and never makes any money but stays open because her rich husband subsidizes it to give her something to do so he can go golf and cheat with his mistress more often.
The WNBA Player's Union will not allow brands to monetize Sophie Cunningham's point, due to rules against profiting off of "player conduct from a confrontation between our members," per @FOS.
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Dunesday is officially happening. In theaters on December 18.
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