ladies, spring is here. as u think about what to wear, please do not forget your duty to your brothers in christ. a thread
please do not wear green tops with orange pants. when a lady wears this, it makes her look like a carrot, and i get excited, because oh boy that's a big carrot. i want to go pick up the carrot before a giant rabbit tries to eat it, but it's a lady and her name is mary or whatever
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@MatthewEPierce I’m just here for all the angry commenters who didn’t take even 2 seconds to read the next post.