Matt Offerman @MattOfferman

I join social networks just to see and hear about myself, mostly. Minooka Joined April 2011

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Old enough to know better... but young enough to still enjoy the thrill 😝
I like a someone who can keep up-mentally and otherwise

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Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away, and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time.

🌈Earn Marks 🏳�... @ManySeagulls

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Photos of Glastonbury.
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Email: michelle@visionsofsomerset.co.uk

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344 Followers 491 Following Educator.

On a mission to make the world love birds! 😍
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VIEW @viewsoff

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Winner of the 2025 Thurber Prize for American Humor, Author, New Yorker Cartoonist https://t.co/NuWZ8cttP6 Wisconsin’s first Cartoonist Laureate

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#1 bestselling author

Author of 3 New York Times Critics Choice Best Books of the Year
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Truth Speaker, Gargoyle Jockey.
I do TV, film, music, radio, & circus stuff.
I'm obsessed w/yoga & animals.
@CrunchGym Yoga Ambassador.
📺📽️🎤📻🤸‍♀️🙏🐈

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