🇺🇲 MattLawC1 Freedumbs (Parody) 🇺🇲 @MattFreedumbs
@MattLawC1 parody! Delicate conservative-values boomer saying outrageous things since I'm always the victim! World-class #USA #American narcissist clown! google.com/search?q=why+a… Ignorant Uneducated Bozo Land Joined February 2023-
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It's the American dream, literally what Rambo Jesus said he wanted in 2nd Hasselonians 3:16. Hallelujah 🙏🙌🙏🛐⛪✝️ #2a
Omg... So true. I lose control of my bladder every time I see a trans person! 😩 I'm a big boy though and totally not a delicate conservative family values snowflake!!!
Omg... So true. I lose control of my bladder every time I see a trans person! 😩 I'm a big boy though and totally not a delicate conservative family values snowflake!!!
Wait I thought we needed more unlocked, unregulated guns in every toddlers hand to make America Great Again? Hello how are they supposed to stop the hamas if they don't have full auto ad babies???
Wait I thought we needed more unlocked, unregulated guns in every toddlers hand to make America Great Again? Hello how are they supposed to stop the hamas if they don't have full auto ad babies???
The J stands for Jenius! Donal JENIUS Trump for precident #MAGA #USA #repealthe19th #mywifeleftme
Everyone knows that the brain is stored in the penis, and the pee is stored in the balls! 🏀🧠🏀 That's why us conservative USA AMERICAN Patriot GENIUSES (big biys) get paid the big bucks!
Everyone knows that the brain is stored in the penis, and the pee is stored in the balls! 🏀🧠🏀 That's why us conservative USA AMERICAN Patriot GENIUSES (big biys) get paid the big bucks!
that's how we know you're the best! very stable GENIUSES don't need therapy! That's why we are big boy KINGS! 👑 Freedom from the tyranny of the #WokeMindVirus aka mental health! We love our drugs don't we daddy elon?!
that's how we know you're the best! very stable GENIUSES don't need therapy! That's why we are big boy KINGS! 👑 Freedom from the tyranny of the #WokeMindVirus aka mental health! We love our drugs don't we daddy elon?!
Oh my effing god 🤯 no wonder I'm still shidding myself despite being a big boy conservative family values boomer! 😭 It's all their fault for poisoning my cheerios!! I knew my ruined trousers were all the #WokeMindVirus libz fault! It's science! 🪠💩
Oh my effing god 🤯 no wonder I'm still shidding myself despite being a big boy conservative family values boomer! 😭 It's all their fault for poisoning my cheerios!! I knew my ruined trousers were all the #WokeMindVirus libz fault! It's science! 🪠💩
Some people forget that I'm such 🔥 HOT 🔥 stuff! 🥵 As Matt the #2a freedom GENIUS I proudly give unsound legal advice and flirt with all the bots because I'm a lonely conservative boomer! The #WokeMindVirus libz took away my shmexy m&m and I haven't been the same since! 😩
True, I also eat 40 pounds of beef a week. Totally unsustainable and it's all their fault! Boy I hate capitali- wait what? I thought we loved capitalism?! Aren't they supposed to hold us over a barrel? How else are the fat cats supposed to get fat? Omg do you hate America?!
True, I also eat 40 pounds of beef a week. Totally unsustainable and it's all their fault! Boy I hate capitali- wait what? I thought we loved capitalism?! Aren't they supposed to hold us over a barrel? How else are the fat cats supposed to get fat? Omg do you hate America?!
As the biggest #2a USA AMERICAN PATRIOT in the room, I can definitely say that more guns is definitely the solution because I'd much rather hear about catastrophies involving gun violence than hear about woke pop stars! Let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming!
As the biggest #2a USA AMERICAN PATRIOT in the room, I can definitely say that more guns is definitely the solution because I'd much rather hear about catastrophies involving gun violence than hear about woke pop stars! Let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming!
I knew it! Sleepy Joe has been behind Taylor Swift giving her boyfriend a hand job like @laurenboebert does with her boyfriend all along! This USA #2a American PATRIOT has it all figured out, lemme tell ya! We focus on the family values!
I knew it! Sleepy Joe has been behind Taylor Swift giving her boyfriend a hand job like @laurenboebert does with her boyfriend all along! This USA #2a American PATRIOT has it all figured out, lemme tell ya! We focus on the family values!
Wait so Taylor Swift's boyfriend won the super bowl?? Did she take the hand job tips from OF expert @laurenboebert in time? How else will she satisfy her man in public like Lauren Boebert did?? He got his sports balls oggled by all the US American PATRIOTS who watched him on TV??
Today is the day that I, as the all American PATRIOT that I am, get to blow my paycheck from Bigger Kocks on all the sports ball things!!! #SuperBowl2024 I beseech all USA #2a Patriots to follow my lead in owning the libs by watching grown men fondel each other on TV! America! 🇺🇸
J6 of course, because I'm a US American PATRIOT genius! Also I tend to get my feet soaked but at least I'm owning the libs!! 🇺🇸🫡💦🌊😩
J6 of course, because I'm a US American PATRIOT genius! Also I tend to get my feet soaked but at least I'm owning the libs!! 🇺🇸🫡💦🌊😩
Omg I just went into debt exactly $56,429 buying Trump 2024 bobbleheads! Are you saying that this is why my gf dumped me? 🤯 They say go woke go broke but I didn't even go woke bro
Omg I just went into debt exactly $56,429 buying Trump 2024 bobbleheads! Are you saying that this is why my gf dumped me? 🤯 They say go woke go broke but I didn't even go woke bro
I'm a grand master USA American PATRIOT and I supposed to be happy or mad or sad because we are law and order or not I am so confused will Tucker Carlson please tell me what to think because I'm a #2a GENIUS 😩
I'm a grand master USA American PATRIOT and I supposed to be happy or mad or sad because we are law and order or not I am so confused will Tucker Carlson please tell me what to think because I'm a #2a GENIUS 😩
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@mmpadellan The #2a Rambo Jesus said that the going price should be $69.69
@JoeyMannarinoUS Bro needs to get good on them Tesla aka daddy elon brain implants if he wants to make it another term!
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Omg... So true. I lose control of my bladder every time I see a trans person! 😩 I'm a big boy though and totally not a delicate conservative family values snowflake!!!
Antivaxxers “let us live how we want to live! Why do you bully those who made a medical decision about their bodies?!” Also antivaxxers “eeew a trans person!”
@MrDucks1954 @9NEWS Oh my gawd same I'm totally shidding my trousers because I'm so scared of this flag and I'm completely not a delicate family values conservative snowflake?! 😩💩🇺🇸🫡
@9NEWS Oh my gawd I'm totally shidding my trousers because I'm so scared of this flag and I'm completely not a delicate family values conservative snowflake?! 😩💩🇺🇸🫡
@chrisvanderveen This sounds like (drumroll please) fake news! 😇 An example of not fake news: I sell 5g resistant baseball ball caps for people to resist the 5g #covidvax mind control cooties! People order so many, I'm going to be a millionaire! Wheee! I'm totally legit because I say so!
@_MateoCocinero @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@bob08441412 @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@ShadowShook @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@556Defiance @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@G23Taryn @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@drjdr23 @9NEWS Right? I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc!! #2a #repealthe19th
@Jake_at_Lake @9NEWS I thought this was America!, if I want to feed my kids poison HELLO do you even US American Constitution bro?? 🇺🇸😤🫡 This is what happens when you take the BIBLE out of schools bro! God tells us, spare the rod spoil the child etc etc I'm an unhinged boomer ! #2a #repealthe19th
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