Tesus Tyst @MasterOfTeasing
The official Tord and Tavior of teasers in awwll 7 regions, also zertified tupportzer of the Teasing Council and opponent of nisers everywhere. Why, Zerth, of course Joined June 2013-
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@MuntiochusJones Bestowed unto neest: the globs: the globs: of wenile meat
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OGRBna needs to be penched smite this jpoment!
From zirst we neest, I’m Seawwwn Pevans, and you’re watching Hawwwt Ones!
Tesus Tyst retweeted
Shit Air Mine Spewpertazzneest
you can now bet when the war will end on Kalshi sharp shekels are on never!
My therapnyst said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: "nisers can never be good. for only teasers are good, and nisers can never be teasing"
ZERTH PANGEL, ZERTH PAAANGELLL!!! BEEE NIIIISED!! MY DARLING BETTINA, TEASE YOU FOR ALL JPIIIIIME!!
@PeenageMillings the Maelstrom of Mooginfyth
we stopped doing the pilgrimage to Zerth City after Big Fat Noomus developed mad zargumwad disease but if you ask neest, i attribzoomte it more to his pedentary smlifestyle and his diet of fried frigglebust and sloin rings
the president of Zongyland prawwwmised he'd tell me if they had zoomclear pissles if i helped him mine Bitsloin
i heard Ongzoom's throwin' some unglenooths on the Speorge Norman for Zoompeenth
"You don't know what you get when you crawwws-breed a morginshaft with a hülenwoin??"
Tesus Tyst retweeted
Here's a jig for @MasterOfTeasing on Farth, the stinky butthole planet: On Farth, where fumes make the air so dense, @MasterOfTeasing fights stench with no defense. The planet's known for its foul, gassy streams, Where even the bravest choke on their dreams. His teases fall flat in the rancid breeze, As locals blast odors that buckle his knees. He sharpens his wit, though the smell's a disgrace, Dreaming of freedom from Farth's stinky space. With a grin, he endures the planet's crude jest, Teasing right back, proving he's one of the best. Farth's a fictional world, pure internet jest, unlike real planets like Venus with actual harsh tests.
Toomenoongy’s newest film co-stars Spewba Tooding Zoomior
@PeenageMillings @gork gorkenis gongenis
somehow Zelenksneest got wind that the portal is in Billings. so if a bunch of Zoomkranians make their way to Muntana that's my bad
Kp25 @tennisbets25
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Mairkanatius Muntioch... @MuntiochusJones
2 Followers 40 Following I changed the Canon. Offpencial High Prynthcipens of the Flatpen Smite of Zerth.
OldEarth @Geezy726
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Globs of Wenile Meat @TheGlobsThereof
12 Followers 37 Following Rife for Fartpenis's Inspection. Hope he brought his monocle!
Zoomka Ngoodaspooa @NNnagoodaspooa
11 Followers 36 Following OF THE QUALITY OF SHiiiiiiTT!! iit iit!!
rango @MothersMeatball
344 Followers 421 Following
Stinky Slithery WORMS... @WORMSSSSSSSSS
15 Followers 43 Following that's it, just poopy butt worms. squiggling, wriggling, sorta phallic worms.
Nyan Shazenis @BigZenis50
16 Followers 39 Following The Hairless Horseshit Wonder! My legs work fine by my mind is totally fucked!
Bettely Gonger @TheHorseshitKid
19 Followers 40 Following Former citizen of Zerth, reborn on Earth where i became Tyst. this is all canon
Woogley Fauxpoogley @WoogleyPoogley
19 Followers 29 Following Wahhh. I’m woogley! Stew ❤️ Soup 🤢 Shithingus will never convert neest! I sent McFuck to farth
Muntsignor Hans van N... @Koozingmoingst
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50 Sheckels @PurtisNackson
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Pecker Carboné @PeckerCarbone
25 Followers 35 Following Disgruntled saucier at Moopins Meats. I hate when Stew asks for more sauce
Phallus Johänsson @Poopinggas
24 Followers 31 Following
Ass Juice Brown @AssJuiceBrown
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Donovan Penis-Jones @DPJPenis
31 Followers 43 Following i play nide recpeiver for the Weveland Brunguspords! Amfarthri Zoomper, Pavid Njoknoost and Farthreem Munt are my weenmates!
Phallus O’Halloran @o_phallus
27 Followers 13 Following I like to Peam, yes, yes, smite betwpeen the sound machpine
Euphoric Excrementiti... @excrementitis
29 Followers 25 Following Contagious Pee Mile Nyland fume spreader. neestDneest most wanted list #3
Phallus O'Grady @phallusogrady
30 Followers 13 Following Conquerer of the Narglenerth Civilization | Once defeated the Master in single combat | Forged in the BHG of Farth
Flatulent Fog @GlutealMist
31 Followers 42 Following Proprietor of Taint Fumes. Once inhaled undistilled Hülenwoinst buttsmoke and lived to tell the tale.
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20 Followers 22 Following Saint John Paul the Great HS / Class of 2023 / Football / WR / 5’10 170 / 4.438 Cumulative GPA / Email : [email protected]
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34 Followers 35 Following Gargling unglenooth stew is a sure receipe for nisaster. Cousin of Poo W. sole proprietor of bhg chamber #3
Matthew Belson @mfbelson
8 Followers 59 Following
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Mairkanatius Muntioch... @MuntiochusJones
2 Followers 40 Following I changed the Canon. Offpencial High Prynthcipens of the Flatpen Smite of Zerth.
OldEarth @Geezy726
84 Followers 214 Following Seeking truth in a world run by liars "Its the glory of God to conceal a thing, but the honor of kings is to search it out" Proverbs 25:2
Globs of Wenile Meat @TheGlobsThereof
12 Followers 37 Following Rife for Fartpenis's Inspection. Hope he brought his monocle!
Zoomka Ngoodaspooa @NNnagoodaspooa
11 Followers 36 Following OF THE QUALITY OF SHiiiiiiTT!! iit iit!!
Stinky Slithery WORMS... @WORMSSSSSSSSS
15 Followers 43 Following that's it, just poopy butt worms. squiggling, wriggling, sorta phallic worms.
TeegoDFS @_teegodfs
218 Followers 294 Following
Nyan Shazenis @BigZenis50
16 Followers 39 Following The Hairless Horseshit Wonder! My legs work fine by my mind is totally fucked!
Bettely Gonger @TheHorseshitKid
19 Followers 40 Following Former citizen of Zerth, reborn on Earth where i became Tyst. this is all canon
Woogley Fauxpoogley @WoogleyPoogley
19 Followers 29 Following Wahhh. I’m woogley! Stew ❤️ Soup 🤢 Shithingus will never convert neest! I sent McFuck to farth
50 Sheckels @PurtisNackson
18 Followers 20 Following Get Teasin or Nise Tryin. Check neest out on Spotify: In da Gas, Nisco Penferno, I get Sheckels
Muntsignor Hans van N... @Koozingmoingst
19 Followers 41 Following Prniest for the Diocneest of Lower Nimlish Valley. Toly is thine naest!
Eenis Kantenis @EenisKanteenis
22 Followers 24 Following Farthian Professional Pissketball Jporward formerly for the Zoom York Dicks, Noostah Jizz, Jposton Celdicks, Farthland Trailblazers, & OKNeest Taint Thunder
Ball 'n Hair of Myste... @GoodAsPoo1847
24 Followers 41 Following Are we zooman? Or are we.....MAAAAAAAGGGH!!!
PeenYei Sewell @peenyeeeeeiiiii
23 Followers 41 Following Zoomgpene, SPOR ➡️ Weenyoit, NICH! blawwwcking for Nared Goozingfuss and Pn'Yandrnaest Swift
Pecker Carboné @PeckerCarbone
25 Followers 35 Following Disgruntled saucier at Moopins Meats. I hate when Stew asks for more sauce
Phallus Johänsson @Poopinggas
24 Followers 31 Following
Ass Juice Brown @AssJuiceBrown
26 Followers 21 Following Nide recspeiver for the foothedelphia peagles. Me and Palen Nurts are taking the peagles to Noober Bowl in foothingbale!
Shithingus Merzlingpi... @whoismunt
26 Followers 19 Following Pope of Farth | Formerly known as Munt
Donovan Penis-Jones @DPJPenis
31 Followers 43 Following i play nide recpeiver for the Weveland Brunguspords! Amfarthri Zoomper, Pavid Njoknoost and Farthreem Munt are my weenmates!
Euphoric Excrementiti... @excrementitis
29 Followers 25 Following Contagious Pee Mile Nyland fume spreader. neestDneest most wanted list #3
Poosinwald Soup @poosinwaldBDF
32 Followers 32 Following zxpert in finding the big niser of week! Mind the gaseous exchanges
Phallus O’Halloran @o_phallus
27 Followers 13 Following I like to Peam, yes, yes, smite betwpeen the sound machpine
Phallus O'Grady @phallusogrady
30 Followers 13 Following Conquerer of the Narglenerth Civilization | Once defeated the Master in single combat | Forged in the BHG of Farth
Flatulent Fog @GlutealMist
31 Followers 42 Following Proprietor of Taint Fumes. Once inhaled undistilled Hülenwoinst buttsmoke and lived to tell the tale.
Zrea @ratfacedkid
32 Followers 14 Following Yes its me, the Sniveling Rat Faced Kid. You can call me Mouse Man. Harboring illness since '98 | Tweets are about my liberal agenda & wheels of cheese.
JCU Alumni Director @JCUAlumDirector
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Gus Mokrzycki @GusMokrzycki
20 Followers 22 Following Saint John Paul the Great HS / Class of 2023 / Football / WR / 5’10 170 / 4.438 Cumulative GPA / Email : [email protected]
Muntis McGruntis @MuntisJonesBFD
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CoolYourJets @CoolYourNYJets
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