Journeyman ☠️ @MarrockV
I was raised by smartasses, which is a lot like being raised by wolves but with a better vocabulary. https://t.co/5yy9sBtbdK bsky.app/profile/marroc… Used to be There, now I'm Here Joined June 2010-
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Karma or cholesterol, I'm fine with either.
Karma or cholesterol, I'm fine with either.
I find this amusing as the suffering of him and everyone like him brings me a great deal of joy.
Your relatives should be concerned enough about your appearance of a deep misunderstanding of reality, and you really shouldn't be drawing this much attention to your lack of journalistic chops.
Gonna throw this out here in case anyone needs it.
Just drove in from the Capitol wasteland, and boy are my arms tired... No, wait... that line doesn't work... dammit.
I've been trying to figure out what broke my bottle labels... The only mods I have that change the bottles are a simple retex for the Quantum and one that makes it and the Victory glow brighter, and the labels were wonky before I started using them.
Getting ready for a little road trip... hope nothing goes wrong. @ironwoodtweets #PacificDrive
I showed a pic of this year's ESO jubilee cake to someone I know that doesn't play the game... ...they asked me why the cake had a horse penis on top of it... It's not easy to explain the White Gold Tower to someone while in pain from snorting Mt Dew out of your nose.
Is this dump more broken than usual? I keep getting the "You have no posts, lets' get started" thing like I just made my account here...
One thing I've always had trouble getting my head around... The fact that people who don't live in the U.S. seem to appreciate it infinitely more than a large number of those that were born and raised here.
One thing I've always had trouble getting my head around... The fact that people who don't live in the U.S. seem to appreciate it infinitely more than a large number of those that were born and raised here.
The expression "420", for marijuana, originated during the 1970s, when a group of high school students in Marin County, CA, met regularly at 4:20pm to partake after school, before their parents returned home. Ingesting Cannabidiol, I've kept cancer at bay since 2013. HAPPY 420!
Going forward, in my head I shall now hear anything said/posted/shat on the wall/whatever by a dribbling magat in Ralph's voice...
The Sherminator 420 @5DimensioShaman
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1K Followers 2K Following alt account @hedahunter Same Ꮪᥲгᥴᥲsߙⅰᥴ ꔋгսᥱΒlսᥱ ᗞᥱനഠᥴгᥲߙ + ᗞഠg Lഠѵᥱг💙 Ⲣഠlⅰߙⅰᥴs+Ꮪոᥲгⱪ😎 𝓦𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓼/𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷/𝓥𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 💙 ᑎO ᕼᗩTE🌈✡️❤️ᕼᗴᗪᗩ 💕🌏.. @hedahunter
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90 Followers 608 Following Welder//gay//Discord: Noggioisabitch//Plays Elder Scrolls and some indie games//Pennsylvanian//single//Sheogorath EnjoyerTD DoubleU @TDDoubleU1
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389 Followers 582 Following🇺🇸Jennifer Asto.. @nurse_ghost
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6K Followers 5K Following 𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 doesn't need me to bail his ass outta jail. That, after claiming to be a billionaire. Unsolicited DM's = 🚫Data_Dodge_Viper_Snip.. @Vf80Viper
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1K Followers 4K Following Music is life. That’s why our hearts have beats🥁Inspector Gadget 🏳.. @Onemoretime2212
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6K Followers 7K Following Charge! #NAFO Global Information Science Operation technician. Fella forger. Verified fella𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative
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22K Followers 15K Following I follow back! 🚫 MAGA Psychotherapist Educator Business Consultant Professional Speaker #ActuallyAutistic Retweets/Likes 🚫 ENDORSEMENTSJaime @KansasResisters
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254 Followers 429 Following Independent Leftist🦉👽👻🦸🏼 🧙🏻♂️ 🤖 Obliterating Revisionist Malignant Trolls Forever. They Usurp Anything To Support Their Delusion. #smokefleetDarkElizabeth💔 @DarkElizabeth2
12K Followers 12K Following Back up acct for @EPennysworth VotesBlue💙ProudMarineMom❤️ProChoice❤️ClimateCrisis💔MoreLoveLessGuns❤️FreedomIsntFree🇺🇸USMCTim Curry @NotTheTimCurry
83K Followers 5 Following Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.Andrew Young @myrix
649 Followers 1K Following Senior Game Designer @ZeniMax_Online. Mythmaker for @TESOnline. The views expressed here are mine alone and do not reflect the views of my employer. Yet.Mr. Lewis Martin @MrMartinLewis
324 Followers 715 Following As far back as I can remember DJT has been a PAB! #MAGA is egg noodles with ketchup when you want capellini with marinara. Fuhgeddaboudit! #BlueStorm #1u🧢ᕼᗴᗪᗩ 💕🌏.. @hedahunter
44K Followers 36K Following Ꮪᥲгᥴᥲsߙⅰᥴ ꔋгսᥱΒlսᥱ ᗞᥱനഠᥴгᥲߙ + ᗞഠg Lഠѵᥱг💙 Ⲣഠlⅰߙⅰᥴs+Ꮪոᥲгⱪ😎 𝓦𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓼/𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷/𝓥𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 💙 ᑎO ᕼᗩTE🌈✡️❤️Elizabeth Pennysworth.. @EPennysworth
71K Followers 65K Following ❤️Proud Marine Mom❤️Dog Mom💙VotesBlue💙ProRoe❤️🔥FeministAF❤️🔥ClimateCrisis🌎💔GunCrisis💔VoteBlueEveryElectionEveryLevel💙🌊💚Duck🦆Fu�.. @SenseiDuckOR
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4K Followers 1K Following Unofficial My Little Pony themed neckties & many laser etched things! Visit https://t.co/HzADUfX5n8! On bsky & threads as @mylittletiesMarc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
34K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.Swoozy🟧🏳️�.. @swoozyqyah
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62K Followers 1K Following Father, husband, sneaker head, and Congressman for Florida’s 23rd Congressional District.ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ�.. @LePapillonBlu2
171K Followers 69K Following I’m a photographer, pictures here with my copyright on them are my own. 📸 #Nikon #PhotoLove #PhotographyIsArtHarrison Fork™ @TheHarrisonFork
8K Followers 5K Following The whippinest anti-fascist kitchen utensil in the Temple of Doom. Anti-MAGA, anti-TRUMP, and especially anti-nazi. I'm fueled by MAGA tears. (parody)Nōggiō @noglinofficial
90 Followers 608 Following Welder//gay//Discord: Noggioisabitch//Plays Elder Scrolls and some indie games//Pennsylvanian//single//Sheogorath EnjoyerTD DoubleU @TDDoubleU1
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262 Followers 3K Following I do better with animals than people. Too lazy to learn how to work Twitter so mostly here to read.pb_Wisco @pbubon
4K Followers 5K Following Retired Tech Business owner, fighting MAGA stupidity, UW alumna & sports fan. Dr Potcrusher on a good day. Dr Soulcrusher on a bad one. #SmokeFleet, JJL memberSpurs777 @cme_gamma
6K Followers 7K Following Charge! #NAFO Global Information Science Operation technician. Fella forger. Verified fella☮🧢⚾️🐱🇺.. @tomj_52387
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3K Followers 4K Following Dyed in the wool Democrat, animal lover, and some time artist. Jack Smith fan, occasional philosopher, and heavy user of commas.Melody Lee Lacy @MelodyLeeLacy
10K Followers 8K Following Blue Granny loves bees & democracy. For more honest and merciful governance. No DMs Biden 💙 #DemVoice1Kim @epipusher
2K Followers 3K Following Retired ED nurse, champion of the underdog, Church of the Golden Rule. Be a light in the darkness. kindness doesn't cost you a penny. we do recover.Rich Goetz @richard_goetz
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389 Followers 582 FollowingCas van de Pol @kn0nker
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8K Followers 9K Following Smartass and middle-aged woman who doesn't give a f%$k. Woke libtard and REAL patriot. Happily married. (parody) #TeamNissan ░H░O░T░F░L░A░S░H░E░S░I░N ░B░I░O░ApartheidClyde @ApartheidClydeX
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273K Followers 2K Following Actor, Comic, Single 65 yr old Dad of 11 yr old Jax & 8 yr old Quinn. Host of Divorce Party Podcast with Monika Casey. Has heart disease & woke mind virus ✡️Naomi Biden @NaomiBiden
313K Followers 113 Following Sister, daughter, granddaughter. J.D. @columbialaw, tweets permanently pending approval.Another @ForDemocratia
1K Followers 1K Following I cuss a lot. Separate Church and State. Yes, Free and Fair Elections, a Free Press, Freedom & Liberty. Fuck No to a Fascist Authoritarian U.S. 🇺🇸🇺🇦The Real Slim Sherri @realslimsherri
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2K Followers 677 Following Dyslexic & ADHD. I draw sometimes/film worker/mascot/props maker, in marriage with @actorpeternew 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇨🇦 No A/IJust another sarcasti.. @runsamuck2
6K Followers 5K Following 𝗠𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 doesn't need me to bail his ass outta jail. That, after claiming to be a billionaire. Unsolicited DM's = 🚫Paul Eiding @4pauleiding
19K Followers 961 Following Reflux-Incredibles 2,Metal Gear Solid-Col Roy Campbell, Transformers-Perceptor, Starcraft, Ben 10, Guild Wars, Fallout 4, Fallout 3, Diablo, Skyrim, God of War,Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologiesChris Candy @ChrisCandy4u
33K Followers 734 Following I act and play music. Candy Time released most Tuesdays.Cellcelliest @cellcellie38698
1K Followers 4K Following Music is life. That’s why our hearts have beats🥁Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII
4K Followers 2K Following Yep, it's JesusChrysler-I have risen once again and starting the game all over HallelujerGates Plays @gates_plays
2K Followers 603 Following Official Website & Social Media Support Team for @gates_mcfadden. We post updates on new works, appearances, merchandise and more. #InvestiGates #StarTrekPicardThis is my dog Maggie. There are 2 things I’m absolutely sure of: (1) Maggie is the sweetest girl that’s ever lived, and (2) @KristiNoem is a lowlife piece of shit.
Karma will get this motherfucker.
Here is a montage of Trump’s appearances on Stern, where he talked about how hot Ivanka is, how 35+ year old women are unattractive, how he would walk into dressing rooms at his pageants while girls/women were naked, & how he slept with them.
Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who would NEVER kill their own dog, especially for being “untrainable,” and would never vote for such a monster, let alone anyone who would select her as a running mate. This post by Noem aged like gas station sushi in the blazing sun.
I’m with @MarkHamill 💙
Sitrep: Trump's lawyer admits he committed election fraud. Trump is facing overwhelming evidence of money laundering and election interference. All these crimes were committed BEFORE he was elected, so he can't count on any presidential immunity. Trump is is SO fucked.
Your relatives should be concerned enough about your appearance of a deep misunderstanding of reality, and you really shouldn't be drawing this much attention to your lack of journalistic chops.
Biden aides are concerned enough about the appearance of frailty that they've taken to having an entourage surround him when he walks to Marine One, "to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait," @axios reports: axios.com/newsletters/ax…
Please join me in wishing Cricket (the dog Kristi Noem shot to death) a blessed journey to the land of beautiful puppy dog souls. 💔
My ancestors were not savages. My ancestors were not savages. My ancestors were not savages. My ancestors were not savages.
Celebrate with me. 4 Indigenous communities (Standing Rock, Rosebud, Cheyenne River and Pine Ridge) in South Dakota have officially banned puppy killer Kristi Noem from their reservations.
Same voice actor lol #mylittlepony
If Confederate Republican Magats Hate America So Much, They Should Go Back To Their Own Country. Oh, That's Right...It Doesn't Exist! ~WTS
@ConalAnthony cooking straight GARBAGE ‼️
@BossClaw @amandacarpenter I guess you missed Jan 6th. That was most definitely not peaceful. You doing verbal acrobatics for Trump is astounding considering the preponderance of evidence against him. The man has no moral compass and zero integrity.