Carl Cool Cat @MarkDeNic1
Intergalactic Feline Ambassador to earth. Goodbye and thanks for all of the fish. Joined February 2017-
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There is no true marketing scheme...oh wait...
Nurf loves his treats 😩 #fyp #foryou #foryoupage youtube.com/shorts/k-yAmDN… via @YouTube
He doesn't play games.
After many meetings lasting hundreds of hours, the Intergalactic Feline Community has decided to reverse its position on taking over the world. This operation has been cancelled and we leave the earth to the humans. Is that how you say, "April Fools?"
“The Beach Boys,” an all-new documentary, streaming exclusively on @DisneyPlus beginning May 24, 2024.
Just got the X-ray of my knee surgery results. Dr. says it is hard and firm and will last me the rest of my life.
But I am hot.
Does anyone remember the words to the Andy Griffith Show's intro?
This is our final warning. This "meme" has been around fo a decade now. However, it is not a "meme" by any words. The cats are about to put Feline Fury into operation. This is the picture (in the soon coming moment) of the cats fully taking over the world.
Bipolar Orange Cat #NewsBreak newsbreakapp.com/n/0rjzi2jN?pd=…
Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme And some don’t
Cat vs bear... Cat wins! youtube.com/shorts/HYXfQj8… via @YouTube
Q; Can you see the forrest with all of the trees? A: Yes.
hi I’m Hank @Foster_Fluff
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Missy the Bobtail @MissyBBBobtail
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Kekoa&Krew @KimoKekonaKekoa
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Monica @MonicaCaffarat1
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Zoi Kiefert @KiefertZoi25793
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Cozzzzzzzzzz🦄 @RachelClarkKent
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Ada 🤪 @AdaKyleigh986
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warmwatermakesmehappy.. @thetrailerfox
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abdoulie @abdouliedramme
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Stephen Stills @stephenstillsm
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Curious Kitty Cat @CuriousKittyC4t
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Nell Elwell @ElwellNell33893
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Kendall Gerteisen @k_gertei
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Graham Nash @TheNashGraham
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Arun Sabherwal @mobydick2010
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Steve Morgan - άθε.. @evilsteveve
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Ołówków🌊 🇺�.. @Woofkoof
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Susan Carleton @slcarleton
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Lea V. Usin @lea_usin
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hi I’m Hank @Foster_Fluff
33K Followers 3K Following the adventures of a sweet foster kitten, how she became a foster failure 🧡and all the new fosters #MsHank
Missy the Bobtail @MissyBBBobtail
34K Followers 25K Following I am a 9 year old American Bobtail rescue. Animal advocate. 🌱 🐈 🐈⬛🐾Please follow @loudouncats. ❤❤ #TNRworks #CatsofTwitter #AdoptDontShop
Kekoa&Krew @KimoKekonaKekoa
16K Followers 8K Following Alpha male ginger who is unapologetically fearless&curious. Likes to hunt&investigate. Official neighborhood watcher. KING of the Castle. The Boss.
Desperate housecats o.. @DHB_NFT
10K Followers 5K Following Welcome to our twitter, we are Guri & Feijão, rescues from 🇧🇷. Follow our daily adventures. Animal lovers. #catsoftwitter #catlover #hedgewatch #adoptdontshop
Gonzo Does Tweets🐈.. @GONZOtheGhoast
16K Followers 1K Following Cat. Enormouse Thompers. Bro is @charliebrowntc Tips for Twerts: https://t.co/br6n19NbQh My Links: https://t.co/GaJmMUVV6c Jorts' hype man.
Tracy Tolson @xxtweety101xx
149 Followers 683 Following
Habubrats SR-71 @Habubrats71
18K Followers 998 Following Air Force Brat. Writer. The only female aviationgeekclub contributor. My Father, Butch Sheffield, flew the SR 71. I am a Wife and Mother. 🇺🇸✝️
CaliMalarkey @MalarkeyCali
5K Followers 6K Following The most devoted Dem on Social Media. Never Trump or any of his lackeys. Period... Extreme potty mouth! Tax Churches!!! Go Ukraine!!! I'm a Fucking Swiftie!!!
Monica @MonicaCaffarat1
607 Followers 2K Following Libra ♎️ Lawyer ⚖️ in perpetual need of a vacation 🏖 Hobbies: Saving democracy & smashing the patriarchy! 💪💥
Cozzzzzzzzzz🦄 @RachelClarkKent
819 Followers 1K Following Bring these RC toys as your kids presents, they gonna be very happy for sure 😻😉 ↙️
Oklahoma City Police @OKCPD
80K Followers 1K Following Account is not monitored 24/7. For emergencies call/text: 911 | Outside of OKC: 405-231-2121. Suspects should be presumed innocent pending legal process.
Baba, Sneezing in the.. @jeetkuen666
2K Followers 3K Following Atheist, cat lover, linguaphile, polyglot, and platelet donation enthusiast. 🌊 Prolific producer of typos.
warmwatermakesmehappy.. @thetrailerfox
23 Followers 346 Following Still searching for my favorite warm-water experience; what’s yours? Because wellness matters. aka:debbababe #hotsprings4us
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 210 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Club Kokomo Spirits @TheClubKokomo
62 Followers 5 Following Home of the best rum & gin craft cocktails in a can. Founded by Mike Love of The Beach Boys. We call #SanDiego home. Drink Happily. Drink Responsibly. #Kokomo
Mike Love @MikeLoveOFCL
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🎀 Dr Poppy 🎀 @poppygibsonuk
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CajunAsian @Riflemanscreed2
65K Followers 6K Following I’m a US Marine Corps Veteran, Mom to 4, #Foodie #Hunter #DIY #LSU, #CajunCountry #CajunLife #CountryLife #Family #Creative #Cook #Fitness
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
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Susana Koskinen @KenenSusan
283 Followers 2K Following 'The Last Republican in NJ.' Half Revolutionary Daughter, half Crazy Finn. If you're here to insult me, please make sure it's funny. In The Eternal Present
Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911
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Toni Green. @tonigreen7
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Kate Micucci @katemicucci
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Arun Sabherwal @mobydick2010
3K Followers 5K Following Stranded here on planet earth It's not much but it could be worse 🎤🎸🔥🤘🎶🎵
Church of Perpetual R.. @PerpChurch
3K Followers 4K Following The Church of Perpetual Reparations provides the soothing balm of humor for those traumatized by religious dogma. Atheist. Anti-religion. 🌊
Steve Morgan - άθε.. @evilsteveve
4K Followers 4K Following Born naked. If squirrels had gods They would jump from tree to tree. Canadian. Science is golden golden. Pronouns!
Ołówków🌊 🇺�.. @Woofkoof
24K Followers 23K Following Retired Elec. engineer. PhD Linguistics #Dem #Lib #atheist #cis #LGBTQ-OK 🌻🌊Слава Україні French, Spanish Interest: Theoretical Linguistics, Physics
the AR ledge has lost.. @_people_ugh_
1K Followers 3K Following Mom/Wife/Heathen/Medical Laboratory Scientist/Law ... grad? what is my actual title now?/USAF veteran/Tired (She/Her)
Susan Carleton @slcarleton
3K Followers 4K Following Oklahoman who migrated to MN, then NY, then back to MN. And finally returned to the Sooner State in my dotage. Democrat.
J J 😷💉☮️ @Granjacke901
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Anthony McCabe @starsfx
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Tony the Dwyver @Dwyertd
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Lea V. Usin @lea_usin
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John Caldwell Photogr.. @Johnrecaldwell
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Jeff Clark @JeffClarkUSA
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Russell Brand @rustyrockets
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What was it like working as a roughneck on a drilling rig in Oklahoma? Here's a quick tutorial from my days on an old rig in Dibble, OK. How many OSHA violations can you spot? Good times.
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Abraham Lincoln and his favorite Stratocaster. Photograph taken by Keith Richards. #Straturday
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