Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

Dabbay mein dabba Dabbay mein Cake Log baher se naik Ander se snake🐍 google.com Pakistan Joined December 2024

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

6 days ago

آبشاروں کے، بہاروں کے، چمن زاروں کے گیت آمد صبح کے، مہتاب کے، سیاروں کے گیت

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Islamabad, show up for an important talk on books, the future of writing and more . Also, friends in Isb that I haven't met yet, please do come. I've been in and out of the city since Jan and I'd love to see you 💖

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

6 days ago

I feel like its a conspiracy against women to keep them so preoccupied with how they look that they forget just how brilliant they are at everything else.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a week ago

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU whoever you are for saying that. This explains so much.

Damn. @Theonenameddamn

a week ago

Men see their sacrificial mothers as "standards" & women see their sacrificial mothers as "trauma". And that's where the difference lies.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 weeks ago

Going to a Kaavish concert. Told daughter to introduce me to more besides that Coke Studio one with QB and the one with Abdul Hanan. I stopped myself from sobbing to Bachpan. Uh oh ... this is going to be super embarrassing.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 weeks ago

03378634037 This number was calling me today asking that I share the TCS "pin" that was sent to my WA so they could deliver a package sent by FBR. Don't fall for it guys

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Mehr Husain @mfhusayn

3 weeks ago

Zuka Books was shortlisted for the SME Champion Award in the Gender-responsive Marketplace category for the 2021 UN Women Asia-Pacific WEPs Awards. It was such a shock and a huge surprise. Happy to see this come to Pakistan & really encourage women owned businesses to apply.

UN Women Pakistan @unwomen_pak

4 weeks ago

🏆 For the first time, the WEPs Awards Ceremony is coming to Pakistan! 📅 Apply by 30 June 2026 🔗 asiapacificwepsawards.org #WEPsAwards #Pakistan #GenderEquality #WomenEmpowerment #ForAllWomenAndGirls

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 weeks ago

Just so you all know, pushtuns now have to submit a Form 1978 when applying for a passport which is a declaration that they are not Afghans and it has to be attested by a government officer. It's humiliating nvm racist and discriminatory.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

@sophiaahmed *hugs. You are worth your weight in gold

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

@sophiaahmed You must.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

Binge watched Kafeel on my 5 day trip to Karachi. Cried for the first time after 5 years of my divorce for the life that could have been. The validation was so therapeutic. Hats off to the writer/director/actors

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

@LahoreMarquez 55% of my salary goes to ze govt of Pk.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

What ws that lame end to Muamma? I want all the hours I spent on it returned back to me.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

a month ago

THERE IS A SCANDAL POINT IN KARACHI AND ITS OPENLY LABELED? I NEED to explore.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

My homeboy making us prouder each day.

Usama Khilji @UsamaKhilji

2 months ago

Excited to share that I have been included in the list of eligible candidates for the United Nations Special Rapporteur on the promotion and protection of the right to freedom of opinion and expression under Human Rights Council resolution 61/14: ohchr.org/en/hr-bodies/h…

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

So a young man and woman get married. They choose to keep it small and simple. And the entire world is shredding them apart from their clothes to the venue to scandalous reasons why they got married "in a hurry". Kamaal hai

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

@SaraKhlili MashaAllah Allah ta'Allah aur kaamyabi, khushi, sakoon de.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

@NedBertz I believe wholeheartedly that I am Team Savory but as soon as I have had a samosa cheat I start craving a jalebi. It's a relentless cycle.

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

Life is a constant struggle between "I feel like snacking on something savory" and "I want a little sweet something".

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Tim the Dim @MariaUmar

2 months ago

That "pathan" reference.

Catsy. @nordimosiac

2 months ago

ramsha wearing the bangles i got scammed with on her wedding is kinda killing me She literaly wore stammped hinna . Her wedding looks like wo jo pathan girls ko maa baap bf k sat pakar kar emergency shadi krwaty ha to aise tyr hoti ha 😭😭😭 Anyways what i ordered vs what i got.