Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

@MephestoSon Well son, I can promise that all my creations are safe. They got no reason to be scared of something just cause it has more than one ass, they're all just like you and me...just more advanced.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica What? No way. [He was TOTALLY being sarcastic.]

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9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica Wow, really? I, the scientist who owns and runs the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, didn't know what "ASAP" meant.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica Well I actually got the paper right here...in my pocket...don't ask why I got it on me right now...but here, take it. [He hands him the document.] If you ever change your mind about another ass, just let me know and we can get right on that.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica None...sadly... I just have them just in case the day comes where children appreciate the wonders of genetic engineering, like you and young Eric Cartman do.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica Way ahead of you kid! I always have a document pre-made for every occasion that comes up when a young child wants more asses!

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica Oh...my bad. Well he can choose between two options. We can spice up his genetics and they'll eventually spout up, which is the best way in my opinion. Or we can surgical attach them to his body.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica Well, I was thinking just an ass or two. Um...now that I think about it, maybe three... Heck, why not four or five! Just tell him he can have how ever many his little heart desires.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@CanadiaAmerica @DontDoItEric We'll ALL be rich! Man, with all that money...there's no limit on what to put asses on!

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@DontDoItEric @CanadiaAmerica Yes, it does indeed. Now if you don't wanna go threw with this, I understand...you're just a one assed pussy. But if you DO...I need this permission slip signed by your mom.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@DontDoItEric (Good, I'm gald! Thank you!)

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@BirdyFlipper (Yay!! XD)

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@DontDoItEric @CanadiaAmerica Probably not, you can't get better than many asses. It's scientifically proven. If you wanna make it in life, you need more than one ass.

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

(How's my Mephesto so far, to all you who've seen it? Be honest.)

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Dr. Alphonse Mephesto @ManyAsses

9 years ago

@DontDoItEric @CanadiaAmerica Yes...me and that Canadian boy had an idea to pitch a show to Netflix. It'd be kinda like Terrance and Phillip, but with only one star...who has many asses.