Handsome Jack @MaleVillian
''Welcome to Pandora kiddos.'' // Crack, Serious RP. // Helios Joined March 2016-
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@reignofatlas Jack fell over laughing from the sight. "Trust me kiddo if I'm gonna be stuck in your head I'm going to have some fun."
@reignofatlas He stands behind Rhys in hologram form. "Yeah that sounds about right."
"Well that's not good... How can I screw over everyone on Pandora without lube?!"
"Day 50: Still no sign of any vault hunters on Pandora... Man it's depressing here. I mean seriously, y'all are either dead, or just quiet."
@MaleVillian - Wallethead! Get your ugly ass in here, I got a surprise for you!"
"We make millions of dollars up on Helios, yet our pretzels still taste like shit... Well it's time to shoot someone out the airlock! Hey -
"Good God this plant is dead! Here have a wake up call." He pushes a shiny red button, sending a meteor strike down on a bandit camp.
@Birdecai "Oh nothing... You remember that bird of yours I kidnapped and forced you to kill?"
@Birdecai He looks at him eating Bloodwing's grilled leg. "I like them when it comes to food..."
"Sometimes I like to just sit down on pile of my subordinates. Why? Simply because I can."
@rtyourgameotp it became canon in the Fables comics (Wolf Among Us was a prequel to the series)
"Hey vault hunters, I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you y'know.. Off yourselves."
@SuckMyAssquez "Welcome back Wallethead."
@MissKittyHolmes He looks at her tail. "Keep forgetting you're a cat person.."
"I'm not saying we should kill all the psychos on Pandora, I'm just saying we should 'accidentally' fire moon rockets at them."
@random_cosplay ((Too good to pass up XD
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![JACK-APEDIA|
This is you, dum-dum, but I'm the one in the driver's seat. Enjoy the dark, Rhysie, because you ain't gettin' rid of me again.
[AU/Canon RP.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/705157929368948736/geSYMLLt.jpg)
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мα∂ мσχχι @LooksCxnKill
106 Followers 156 Following ωнєη ι'м gσσ∂, ι'м νєяу gσσ∂... вυт ωнєη ι'м вα∂, ι'м вєттєя.
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54 Followers 51 Following Oh you know, just...trying not to get killed...in the one place where everyone always gets killed. Heh...hehe--I own Atlas. Yeah. So...yep, not completely daft.
Inactive // @___SADIST___
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