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Swooped by two magpies today. That, or the same one got me twice when he caught me daring to return home via the same path we first met on.
I made so many coffees today it's a wonder the machine and I didn't accidently breed.
I have aches on my aches. Sick isn't that fun today.
@Ms_Victoria_ The important thing is that you now have clear instructions for every possible milk related scenario.
Failing to find a proper cone for her, the cat now wears a rather attractive frozen dinner box around her neck. *jealous*
FAIRLY disappointed Victoria refused to skip a season during my absence. Summer never seemed so far away...
@Clare_Flynn You should really do something about that.
Happy Birthday Woodstock
Five dollar hair dye = whoops
@Victoria2nd 'Twas the makings of a large Blueberry smoothie that ended up rather small. So think VERY purple.
Turns out switching on the blender sans lid is just as hilarious in reality as it is in the movies. Not to mention as messy...
The fire won't burn properly. How rude. I will have to assume it has never heard of a little thing called 'science' and forgive. For now.
Why do people insist on ordering decaf from me? Don't they know it's nothing but a liquid lie?
@Victoria2nd Glad, but that's very rude of them. The Christmas ruining gig is already taken, thankyou very much. Pass that on, perhaps?
@Victoria2nd You're not stricken again are you?
I just met Frank Woodley!!! He came into my work. I'm very proud that I only embarrassed myself a little.
@Victoria2nd Just don't lose your ticket.
A rainbow landed in my backyard. I now desperately hope that, according to Leprechaun Law, quality top soil does NOT qualify as 'Treasure'.
Money comes and goes, but ebay addictions are forever.
To all the fog: Earth is full, GO HOME!