mace @MaciiLopez
welcome to the rodeo cowboy, get ready to lose a few brain cells Joined August 2013-
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No one tells you how bad you miss your family when you’re the one that’s far away :/
I told this hot nurse that I met that I’m a vegetarian and couldn’t eat meat even if I wanted to because I can’t digest it anymore and everytime I try I immediately throw up…. He told me I probably just have bad gut health….. never felt more roasted in my life
The older I get, the less extroverted I become. I LOVE canceled plans hehe
I make coffee for a living, and I’m over here look at $600 coffee tables online. Who do I think I am?
I’m a Pitbull, but for you I’d be on chains tied up in the backyard w a muzzle on, tail waggin
Someone said he went for bacon but got beef 😭😭
Someone said he went for bacon but got beef 😭😭
I love it when people tell you you work too much, as if that’s gonna make you not work as much
Weekend shifts at DB got you driving home from work in silence
I just found the CUTEST little cottage vibe apartment, everyone cross their fingers for me PUHLEASE 🥺🥺
Sometimes I think I’m impatient, and then I get to the airport and see how grown adults act about the slightest inconveniences… and I feel better
lexi howard really did that #euphoria
This is giving major Narnia vibes
Last night I went to the movies w my dad, and this girl came up and asked if she could take a picture w me because she told her mom she was at the movies w a friend when she was really on a date. You bet your ASS I helped my sneaky little shorty out. @ the movies w my bestie 😙✌🏼