Don Fucking Draper @MachismoMaxims
Bars, bras offices & orifices Joined March 2012-
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ReeseButCallMeV @ReeseButCallMeV
9K Followers 501 Following I sleep in my clothes because I'm always too high to take them off =/
When a woman says “I’m fine” I leave her the fuck alone. I’m a smart man. I don’t want to spend 8 hours listening to how Jane is a bitch.
Sometimes there's no second chances.......... so make sure you piss them off the first time around.
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It doesn’t matter what color of Bra I wear - my breasts go with everything
If you want to fuck someone's day up just mention that you need to talk to them about something later.
If you're in a relationship with someone who's controlling, bossy, abusive & down right evil. Its not your fault you were born with a penis.
I blocked a bunch of big accounts right after I fucked your mom.
I always take the high road, that way I can look down on you and drop an anvil on your motherfucking head when you least expect it.
If it's the thought that counts....why am I not getting multiple orgasms when I think about sex all the time?
I'm always super excited to get eaten from behind but mildly self conscious about having a nose in my bhole. Guess it's part of the thrill.
Can we move Valentines Day to the first of April so I can justly ask for baseball tickets? If not, I want a decent hockey team in my state.
Balls are cool because you can use them like a doorknocker to gain entrance to a man's soul.
If a girl starts crying during sex I immediately cum all over her face, because I'd rather get yelled at than have to console a crying woman
I was a real asshole the other day. I'm not apologizing, just reminding everybody.
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