Muscle meets mayhem. ⬢ NOT @briancagegmsi @MachineIsMan
Who else looks like this? Who else moves like this? I’m the machine: a genetic freak, a one-man wrecking crew, the walking cheat code. ⤷ @briancagegmsi fan. x.com/SlamOrSomething Joined July 2010-
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@WhiteCollarWin Once the Don Callis family is through with your man and his goons, I have no problem showing you exactly why that’s not the case. I’m all man and real big everywhere.
There’s a huge difference between wanting a body like mine and being willing to live the life required to build it. Everybody loves the outcome. Not everybody loves the sacrifice. That’s why the results are rare.
I built a physique so loud it introduces itself before I do.
My back has its own zip code.
I am, and even with everything working against me
Brian Cage says he's in the best shape of his life 🫡 @briancagegmsi
Brian Cage recalls his AEW return process ift.tt/RNBjyF6
Brian Cage says he got the call he’d be returning to AEW television the night before: “When I got the call to come back to AEW, it was late Tuesday night. I already had a full schedule and wasn’t even home. I got back, trained legs because I knew I’d be traveling all day Wednesday for Dynamite, prepared everything for the weekend and my commitments, and finished around three in the morning. I got up at 5:40 a.m. to get to the airport and didn’t arrive at the arena for the match with Kevin Knight until around seven that night. I went straight to medical, had to get cleared by the state athletic commission, then receive treatment. I didn’t even see the locker room. I changed right after getting off the treatment table and went straight to Gorilla Position.” (@FalseFinishHQ)
Fucking stud! 💪🏼
The Machine wasn’t built overnight. It was built one workout at a time, one meal at a time, one decision at a time and that’s why I carry myself the way I do. When you’ve invested that much into yourself, confidence isn’t optional—it’s inevitable.
Look around. The roster’s changing, the landscape’s changing, and the Don Callis Family is making sure we’re the last ones standing when the dust settles. #AEWDynamite
I built a body people notice and a mindset they can’t copy.
Some people collect trophies. I collect new veins.
You can’t out-muscle me, you can’t outrun me, and you definitely can’t outlast me.
Why should I have to raise the stakes when I can l snap them in half?
Some people enter beast mode. I live there.
Built like a behemoth. Moves like an athlete. Hits like a mistake.
The Machine wasn’t built overnight. It was built one workout at a time, one meal at a time, one decision at a time and that’s why I carry myself the way I do. When you’ve invested that much into yourself, confidence isn’t optional—it’s inevitable.
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