Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo
Republican | Honest, god-fearing alcoholic| Not a fan of interracial marriages| Extremely “well-off”| Proud conquer of the injuns| Joined December 2024-
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I have never seen a man walking around w just a boot on its always a girl.
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I am sorry but these black qbs are just straight up awful
@i_love_tweas She beat as hell
If you arent going out tn and just drinking water to maximize cpk (cost per a kill) you dont want it as bad as me.
Roommate locked me out for the fifth time today.Get a grip bro.
Eenie meenie miny moe, do I do blow tonight or no?
I dont even go on my phone when I am drunk
There are so many wannabe jackie robinsons in baseball nowadays its driving me crazy.
The majority of my money this summer has come from joining new sportsbooks and using the bonus bets. #chud
When did airlines start hiring beat ass stewardesses?
Liberal manage to ruin literally everything
Yes I fly fish, yes I am good at it, deal with it libtards.
“Stop you cant make a fire in the river” , cries the left.
“Yo, you go to Colgate? How is the toothpaste down there be honest?”
First up on my to-do list for my gap year: jugg and finesse ✅
@KevinNix5889 Did they remove the door Kevin? Its unclear in this picture. Best, Tommy
“All of em fine ass snow bunnies finna love dis”, is what he probably said.
Kevin “Tank” Sand... @TankSanderson82
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KM @kyky20004
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Kevin “Cuban Missil... @KevinNix5889
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Ron “Big Rig” Smi... @Ron_Smith1963
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Curtis “KetKilla”... @CurtisMcCabbage
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Phillip “Willy” W... @WheatonPhi17651
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Jenny @liliacoetez12
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Keith Willie @KeithWilli97
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Maximus ''The Hammer'... @BigNutBuckeye
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Curtis “KetKilla”... @CurtisMcCabbage
5 Followers 14 Following
Nedrick “Nuts” Fr... @NedricksNuts
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Nick “Key” Kers @NickKers3_5
124 Followers 96 Following Miami University ‘96 | Fiji Island Enthusiast | Huge Skier
John “Bluto” Blut... @tarskyIV
36 Followers 54 Following ATO prez | JP Hirevue Candidate | Alpine Enthusiast | Tube enjoyer | Lacrosse Finance Segway Pipeline
Rick “Godfather” ... @rick2013pitino
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David “davey” Sol... @SacksLLC
83 Followers 80 Following Oxford towny | 2012 ΔTΔ Social Chair | Zig Zag Enthusiast
Squirrel Hill Scumbag @BilyTheRocket05
28 Followers 21 Following Waitlisted from Dartmouth | SigNu House dad 2045 | hold the napkin and keep the fork | The O | 1x Aphi date party attendee | #HereWeGo
Buzz Lightyear @birdmn144
4 Followers 22 Following
Brad “jock” Evans... @JockEvansBrad
30 Followers 65 Following IPA enthusiast, Sports guy, UGA grad 18’
Steven Roberts @therealstevenr2
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Doug Butabi @DougButabiPGA
189 Followers 114 Following RedHawks ‘08. | Hootie and the Blowfish enjoyer | Bacardi Assailant.
Kevin “Cuban Missil... @KevinNix5889
134 Followers 117 Following From the Gambia. Miami Spreadhawks ‘78. Former Sig Nu pledge master. The closer. Nails for breakfast. Tank enthusiast. Le Bandit advocate. Fade the books.
Ron “Big Rig” Smi... @Ron_Smith1963
202 Followers 232 Following 3x Pledge Master of AEΠ | Enjoyer of Blondes | Side Bar Enthusiast | Little League Umpire | Spreadhawks ‘84
Russel “Stringer”... @TheRealStringer
303 Followers 139 Following Miami University Hamilton | Goldman Sachs Remote Analyst | Fih-Nance Major | Genderfluid | Ex Sex-haver
Greg O’ Keefe @GregOKeefe69
33 Followers 84 Following Trump. Football. Beer. Miami University class of ‘97. Dubstep enthusiast. Brick Street legend.
Timothy “The Woo”... @TimothyWTroyer
11 Followers 13 Following UO ‘96 class of 1996🦆 2x National Cornhole Champ. I love Alcohol, my Family and Cornhole. In order.
Dr. Kenny “Kloppers... @TakitakiBurner
237 Followers 201 Following Tri Kap ‘68 Pledge Master ‘67. Dive bar Tuesday’s since ‘81. Greyson Investor since ‘99 Tax Evader since ‘01. #ThePromotion
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Keith Willie @KeithWilli97
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