@MILFWEEED You’re pretty bad but your eyes tell me that you’d slash my tires at some point
@MILFWEEED Awesome morning to the lady with the phenomenal eyes
@MILFWEEED May I have the honor of telling you the 67-year-old man thinks you are absolutely drop dead gorgeous and I would love to get to know you better if that’s even a possibility! Yes you are very beautiful! And you deserve that respect!
@MILFWEEED I get it, we live on different coasts. But I’d still like to take you on a date.