Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

** short, playful, pondering ** ** web3, hawaii real estate, law, stuff 'n things ** squarefeethawaii.com Kaneohe, HI Joined June 2014

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iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno

5 days ago

This South Park clip from 2002 aged beautifully.

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Michael Shermer @michaelshermer

a week ago

Understanding the differences between the world's major religions on a t-shirt...

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Ian McKelvey @ian_mckelvey

3 weeks ago

Because socialists are dumber than ever, I am re-upping this.

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

3 weeks ago

The lament of every self-employed person everywhere ever. We print so much anyway, what’s the point of taxes?

Aella @Aella_Girl

3 weeks ago

The lament of every self-employed person everywhere ever. We print so much anyway, what’s the point of taxes?

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

3 weeks ago

I wrote these as a public service 'cause sometimes you just want access to good real property docs, made for the state in which you live. (Hawaii, in this case.)

SquareTerra @square_terra

3 weeks ago

I wrote these as a public service 'cause sometimes you just want access to good real property docs, made for the state in which you live. (Hawaii, in this case.)

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Kid asks me yesterday, "So why are Christians against polygamy now if it was ok in Old Testament times? Also...um...Adam and Eve's kids...they...uh...populated the Earth, yeah? So was incest ok at some point?"

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

4 weeks ago

Yesterday my state rep told me that I am not a part of the Kailua community because I live just outside the boundary of Kailua. The facts that my business is there, I work out there, my kids went to school there, and I spend much of my leisure time there didn't count.

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

a month ago

Fancy a calamansi? Come by 45-331 Makalani, Kaneohe before 5p today!

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SquareTerra @square_terra

a month ago

Just a bit of the view from our open house today. Open til 5p at 45-331 Makalani Street, Kaneohe, HI 96744

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J O H N P A L L Ξ R | pallΞr.Ξth (🦬,🦄) @PallerJohn

a month ago

After 26 YEARS of patronage, and paying millions in fees to them over that time, @WellsFargo debanked me without explanation. Checking, savings, credit card, personal line, non profit, business accounts…everything. I haven’t used my personal accounts for crypto purchases since…

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

a month ago

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Rohin Dhar @rohindhar

a month ago

😉

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

a month ago

How about we just...um...you know...respect women's desire to be safe?

Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard_

a month ago

How about we just...um...you know...respect women's desire to be safe?

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

a month ago

Need a Kaneohe place to house a lot of folks? Turn-key? Tons of parking? I got you: shoots.styronphoto.com/sites/45-331-m…

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

a month ago

RFK strikes me as the least bad option. There’s almost no way he could be worse than Trump and Biden.

Bill Ackman @BillAckman

a month ago

RFK strikes me as the least bad option. There’s almost no way he could be worse than Trump and Biden.

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exlawyer.eth/tez @exlawyernft

2 months ago

Utah District Court absolutely poured the SEC out today in an 80! page memorandum order in the Debt Box case. The Court found that the SEC intentionally misled the Court when presenting evidence regarding a TRO. Here are some quotes from the order: "While these layers of false…

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SpaceX @SpaceX

2 months ago

Ship in space

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Luke Korkowski @LukeKorkowski

2 months ago

I find status-seeking an inherently funny deal, and it’s especially prevalent in my field, real estate sales. Maybe I should make up an award — or series of them — and give them to myself. “I’m so humbled to receive the 2nd Annual Harumphharumph Snoots of the Year Award.”