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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

Sports fan (not F1 or horse racing), movie buff and former poker player. Twitter made me realise that I don't hate people, I just dislike them immensely. Joined December 2011
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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

3 weeks ago

I love Tiger, he's one of the greatest sportsmen to ever live and definitely the best golfer ever. However, he's +7, ffs, and completely out of contention. We don't need to see him hitting every shot. #themasters

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

4 weeks ago

For me, ranking the four majors has always been VERY easy: 1 - #themasters 2 - The Open 3 - The US Open 4 - The US PGA

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

4 weeks ago

I don't think I've ever watched an Old Firm match when it hasn't been Sunny. I thought the Scottish weather was supposed to be sh*te? Great game, btw. #OldFirm #RANCEL

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

a month ago

I think Foden is an amazing player but has he ever had a good game in an England shirt? I'm struggling to think of any of note. #ENGBRA

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

2 months ago

How is Kobbie Mainoo not in England's squad for the upcoming friendlies? Southgate really is a cretin. #MUNLIV

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

2 months ago

Why do all these young Liverpool players look exactly the same? Is there only one barbers in Liverpool? I'll have a short back and scouse, please. #CarabaoCupFinal #LIVCHE

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

2 months ago

Did Mike Dean just say that they'd have to check to see if Sterling was offside as well? He was about 5 yards behind the ball, ffs. #CarabaoCupFinal

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

4 months ago

I remember being a kid and genuinely thinking that the FA Cup 3rd round weekend was the best week of the footballing calendar. And it probably was. Now, 20+ years later, I couldn't give a 🐒s about it. It's almost as bad as an international break. #facup #ITVfootball #TOTBUR

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

5 months ago

I'm still not having that Luke Littler is 16: he looks about 35. #PCFinals #itvdarts

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

5 months ago

Callon Rydz's friends and family are either evil or massive pranksters. I can't believe none of them have had a quiet word with him and said "Call, your barnets ridiculous. Get rid of it ". #darts #itvdarts

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

6 months ago

I'm probably biased, as Fincher is one of my favourite ever filmmakers and The Smiths are probably my favourite ever band, but I thought 'The Killer' was great.

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

6 months ago

Yeah, when I said that a prime Fury probably beats a prime Lewis, can I take that back please? 😬. #FuryvsNgannou

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

6 months ago

Has Fury gotten old overnight? Wtf is he doing? #furyvsngannou

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

6 months ago

I swear, if they have national anthems as well we all should riot. #FuryvsNgannou

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

6 months ago

In the immortal words of Graham Taylor: What sort of thing is happening here? I just want to watch a bit of boxing. #FuryvsNgannou

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

7 months ago

I'm not a big rugby fan, tbh I'm not sure that I even fully understand half the rules, however, that was fantastic. #RugbyWorldCup #FRAvRSA

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

8 months ago

How dare the Scots boo our national anthem....No, actually, wait a minute, who gives a flying fook? Seriously, it's gotta be up there with one of the weirdest things that people, especially journos, whinge about on Twitter. #SCOENG

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

8 months ago

Either I've turned into a genius over the summer, or the teams on Only Connect this series are shite.

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

8 months ago

Why can't boxing be more like the UFC? We don't need these big gaps between fights: a quick video intro will do and then get them in the ring. #UsykDubios

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Lukeyash @LukeAshworth5

9 months ago

A red card for taking 5 seconds to take a throw-in and for grazing a players' back with your hand? I don't like Arsenal but that is ridiculous. #CRYARS #mnf

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