Luke @Luke135CPFC

CPFC. BUCS. Joined August 2020

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CPFC HQ @CPFCHQ

2 weeks ago

If Wharton played for a better team, he'd have the most assists in the Premier League and would be the first name on England's team sheet.

Mark @Mark_CPFC

2 weeks ago

Still can’t believe Henderson was chosen over this

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

2 months ago

@palace_00 @localpalplastic Closest you can get to the away end

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• James • C • @chorlton_james

3 months ago

Fuck off

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𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__

4 months ago

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

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Marc Guehi this season: - Rejected Liverpool in the summer 😂 - Beat Liverpool in the Community Shield - Beat Liverpool 2-1 with Crystal Palace - Knocked Liverpool out the EFL Cup with Crystal Palace - Rejected Liverpool again in January 😂 - Beat Liverpool 2-1 with Man City

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B. @InvertTheWing

4 months ago

Guehi has actually been the best centre back in the world this season, man. Absolutely elite.

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

5 months ago

Snicko is the worst thing I’ve ever seen #ashes

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

5 months ago

@Mark_CPFC There was no spike cos the frame rates they’ve got are so shit

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

5 months ago

@Mark_CPFC They would never have given that if it was Australia, they’ve picked when to give out or not with sniko the whole series

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

5 months ago

@MarcWilliams22 How can they give that out 😂

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Luke @Luke135CPFC

5 months ago

@LukaCPFC_ @ThePalaceWay Drakes Thomas was playing against nobodies he wouldn’t do anything and Pino hasn’t even been bad today. Johnson was the issue

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

6 months ago

Since 1861. Crystal Palace.

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🇦🇱 @LukaCPFC_

6 months ago

Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod

6 months ago

Sheffield United midfielder Jairo Riedewald is attracting the attention for several clubs in the Championship and in Europe. Comes after making an immediate impact at Bramall Lane with his contract due to expire in January. (Via: @SportsPeteO)

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Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO

6 months ago

#JusticeForEsse

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bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald

7 months ago

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst: - The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired - The Queen of England died - COVID hit - 2 national lockdowns - Russia invaded Ukraine - Abramovic sold Chelsea - John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace - Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Palace won the FA cup and community shield - Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or - Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again - Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One - Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times - Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times - The AI boom - Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice - Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors - Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times - Watford have had 14 managers - Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again - Southampton lost 9-0 twice - Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga - Elon Musk bought Twitter - OceanGate submarine imploded - Apple have released 8 new iPhones - Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies