Lowblockparty @Lowblockparty

Football is the excuse. The story is the point. More terrible takes available at https://t.co/21uqdOWAhC ⚽ Joined June 2026

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Lowblockparty @Lowblockparty

3 days ago

@benjxyy He’ll always be Nationwide Divison Two to me

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a week ago

If the half time show goes past 23 minutes, should there be a hydration break?

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a week ago

This Is Not Joga Bonito: substack.com/@lowblockparty… They Believe They Will Win: substack.com/@lowblockparty… Minute 22: substack.com/@lowblockparty… The Death of Groups: substack.com/@lowblockparty… An Englishman in New Jersey: substack.com/@lowblockparty… Every Four Years: substack.com/@lowblockparty…

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Thank you to those who have interacted here. I’ve enjoyed this tournament and even more so writing about it, here are my World Cup articles for those of you who may be interested, please read, share with anyone who will enjoy them and let me know what you think!

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2 weeks ago

@Nick_Metcalfe We know the English game and English players have moved on immensely since then. It comes down to identity.

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2 weeks ago

@starsnstripesfc Most of those numbers were hatewatching hoping the spuds would go down. I watched the champions on Peacock instead.

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2 weeks ago

@anglopremier @theawayfans I take that point on the physical side of it, but I think it would be something of a spectacle.

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2 weeks ago

@the_bonnfire Of a club team maybe. International football is different, it’s what each generation has seen. I long for the day it changes it will take more than a good coach to do that.

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2 weeks ago

@USMNT_Loudmouth I don’t think it’s a hot take. The third place playoff is a humiliation ritual.

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2 weeks ago

@420fpl A tactic so bad that EA took the ability to do that out of FIFA

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2 weeks ago

England sat back, it was a car crash in slow motion. Feels horrible today, but I know you'll be back in four years as well. lowblockparty.substack.com/p/every-four-y…

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2 weeks ago

@tomrenniesoccer To be fair he might have been at Waterloo East

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2 weeks ago

@puffpuff65 Avery Hill is lovely

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2 weeks ago

Who from the current team gets in this line up? Jude, Kane, Saka,Rice?

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2 weeks ago

@GeorgeElek

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Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

2 weeks ago

FIFA have just released a new angle of the goal kick

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2 weeks ago

@OFalafel

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2 weeks ago

Just because there will be a lot of clips of 2002 Beckham scoring that penalty for England against Argentina this week. I still can’t get my head around the fact the player that conceded that penalty…Mauricio Pochettino.