Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

No crypto, porn, or DMs. Christian conservative. 1A/2A all day every day. I voted for him ALL THREE TIMES! Patriots get a follow 💪🦅🇺🇸✝️ The land of corn and beans Joined October 2019

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

2 days ago

@BurninTRanch Let's hope that all the rest of them are pretty good to you as well. Happy Birthday!

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

2 days ago

@TheLeeGreenwood Mr. Greenwood, it's a true pleasure to hear your songs. Especially that one. And it really is an honor to be here for this point in our country's history, but made more because we get to share it with greats like yourself. God bless you, and thank you for your patriotism! 💪🇺🇸

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

3 days ago

@1Nicdar I mean. I like Jello, but I'm not gonna be rude about it.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@4thOfJuly365

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@Odins_Glass_Eye @jayroo69 No need for a poop knife. With what she's eating there, probably none of it is ever solid.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@jayroo69 You know how many dozens of people could've probably filled their bellies for the day with all that food? No? Because she ate them all.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@4thOfJuly365 Any random street.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@IfindRetards It's possible, although my name isn't Harry Sisson, so it's very unlikely.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@JustJenRX Apparently, they feel the same way toward you 😛

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

4 days ago

@IfindRetards Well.. anymore, it's you. But only because you're so good at picking them 😛

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

5 days ago

@atensnut As much shade as possible until his ears are submerged. Given how big they are, I'd have quite a bit of time for it.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

5 days ago

@4thOfJuly365 Pocket change.. pocket knife, pen, a Werther's Original if you've got some years on you, uhh.. huh. What else?

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

5 days ago

@Over60NavyVet It's nice to meet you, Tim. Thank you for your service! 🫡⚓️🇺🇸

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

6 days ago

@IfindRetards If you didn't post it, I'd have never known that thing existed. I'm probably gonna forget about it just as fast. So it must to all wokeness. Good riddance.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

6 days ago

@4thOfJuly365 Pure misery and dick cheese.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

6 days ago

@kat_maryb Wrapping presents. You'd think it would come naturally for someone who once aspired to be a draftsman, who's good at measurements. Always comes out looking like a 2nd grader did it.

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

6 days ago

@BamaSaltyMarine That stuff is definitely not for the balls. Especially not the gel stuff. Don't ask me how I know...

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Little Blue Imp @LittleBlueImp

a week ago

@Cloud1a7 The other day, I caught a couple of birds that got into work and were doing laps around the store. The manager and one of the cashiers couldn't do it. I was called the bird whisperer. Looks like your son has a similar talent. Maybe he'll teach you 😛