Lex Walker @LexWalk

Gradually testing my foolish beliefs of invincibility. Day 5456: Piranhas, guns, and atmospheric pressure are no match for me. Ataraxia, NY Joined January 2009

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

2 years ago

@Google "Gemini, google 'kersploosh + urban dictionary'." Now please, never draw it again.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

2 years ago

"Gemini, tell @Google to search 'kersploosh urban dictionary' before having you 'draw' it in a commercial for your rollout." #Gemini #adfail

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

2 years ago

@tonymakkar @iamjohnoliver They did last season, November 12th (aka Season 10 Episode 17)

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@petplaygrounds That's a level of adaptability we never would have had if we'd gone with a wooden or chainlink fence. A fence that can grow and change to meet the needs of your pups is a pretty great concept. Here's to 10 more years of happy malamutes in the backyard they love.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

3 years ago

@petplaygrounds Even though 5' was enough for the first four years, it's clear we're going to need to reinforce and adapt it for the next 10, adding height and additional poles between the ones we already have to restore the tension the recent events have taken from it.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

3 years ago

@petplaygrounds We got our first Alaskan Malamute, Moro (the bigger gray pup), in May of 2019, and after looking around for a fence that she wouldn't climb over or dig under, we found Pet Playgrounds.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

3 years ago

Fun (Probably True) Fact: Trump negotiated out of having to do a mugshot so no one would see how small his eensy teensy hands were while trying to hold the mugshot ID placard.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

5 years ago

@Lionsgate My brand new 4K copy of Ex Machina was missing its digital code insert, how do I fix that?

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

5 years ago

What if all of these Marvel MCU movies have just been a really expensive, dramatic setup to the long awaited Sliding Doors sequel? It just took them longer than they planned to get to multiverses in the Marvel storyline.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

5 years ago

I came in like a wrecking ball, which is to say, only after receiving the proper work permits, clearing the required area for safety considerations, and under close supervision by other competent adults. Why, what were you- Oh, oh I see. I'm sorry, no. I see where the mix-up was.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

5 years ago

@surlyrevenant @repdarrellissa It sounds like you're operating under the false piece of information that fingerprints are actually unique identifiers. This is false and with no actual science to back it up. It's a myth that's been repeated ad nauseum by TV and movies, but in reality there's no proof.

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

6 years ago

It took seeing its name misspelled as Playstatio 5 to realize that's exactly what the #PS5 reminds me of: a futuristic pistachio. And now I'll never be able to call it anything else. #ChristmasThoughts

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Lex Walker @LexWalk

6 years ago

@MattGoldberg You guys need to stop telling people that movies on Movies Anywhere don't expire or vanish. They do. There's a reason there's a Future Unavailability clause in their Terms of Use.