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I used to ride a scooter, that I parked in my shed. Under the shed lived a groundhog. One night I left a hoodie on the seat of the bike and the next morning just the sleeve was sticking out of the groundhog hole. I let him keep it. We're trespassing on their land after all.
I used to ride a scooter, that I parked in my shed. Under the shed lived a groundhog. One night I left a hoodie on the seat of the bike and the next morning just the sleeve was sticking out of the groundhog hole. I let him keep it. We're trespassing on their land after all.
I have decided that I'm gonna yeet my whole uterus at the first available opportunity. Been chatting with my doc via email and she's like "well, your condition isn't cancer YET" Dude, just no. I'm not taking pills and hoping they stave off the cancer.
Chevy Chase is trending because he's a huge dick. I am so sad that he's a huge dick because I do like his work. Think how much more stuff he would have done if he hadn't alienated every person he's ever worked with.
Same energy
Hubs went to a coffee festival yesterday. I told him I only like dark roast. He brought back 2 medium roast coffees (tho one wasn't marked, to be fair). The last bag of coffee he bought was medium too, so I now have a collection of expensive med roast I won't touch ever.
The other night I had a dream that Taylor Swift had died. In the dream I was struggling to get on twitter to watch the drama go down. Can you imagine the collective melt-down if someone like her or Beyonce just suddenly kicked it?
unpopular opinion: one of the reasons we have so many stupid people running around is because we have too many safety standards--they aren't getting culled out before breeding anymore.
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If he had just left things alone he would have died a hero as America's Mayor, instead he'll be remembered as a traitorous clown.
If he had just left things alone he would have died a hero as America's Mayor, instead he'll be remembered as a traitorous clown.
I'm at the stage of drunkeness where my face is numb. I like feeling numb. I think I have to take a break from drinking because I'm trying to be less fat. It's very sad, but necessary.
I wouldn't consider myself an overly healthy person. But I work from home and mask in public. I say that's making smart choices. (It took a long time to get to the point where I could work from home--I'm not lucky--I put in the effort)
I wouldn't consider myself an overly healthy person. But I work from home and mask in public. I say that's making smart choices. (It took a long time to get to the point where I could work from home--I'm not lucky--I put in the effort)
My bro just asked me for the last of his share of the inheritance money. Not sure what he's going 2 do now that its gone. He hasn't had a job in months. I'm 50% owner of dad's house bc I don't trust him to not lose it. Suspect I'll be making 100% of the property tax payments.
In 2 weeks I'm getting an ultrasound of the transvaginal variety. Looking forward to seeing what all the fuss is about. (I'm having weird bleeding that is probably just benign oldness, but we want to double-check to be sure its not something crazy)
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What will you do in this situation?
Had so many buyers flake on me this weekend. Gonna starve now.
Let's discuss this from another angle. Why do you de-value the work of a waffle house employee? Nevermind how hard it is, how much food safety is involved, etc. Why is someone sitting on their ass, tinerking with a spreadsheet worth $25 but proving guests with a hot meal isn't.
so….all the other deep shit aside….yall really think $25/hr for Waffle House employees makes sense?
I do remember losing, I don’t remember crying like a little baby about it, pretending like I won & then having a 3 year tantrum that included guys with confederate flags spearing cops on the Capitol steps. So congrats on licking the loafers of the sorest loser in world history.
How many covid shots and boosters are you on, Timmy? Remember when you begged me to interview Jeb Bush and spent $100 million on his campaign and then Trump squashed you in 2016 and broke your brain? I do. Hope you heal at some point. It has been 8 years now.
4 out of 10 union households voted against their own interests.
4 out of 10 union households voted R in the last presidential election.
@DivineOfficial Good luck to that dedicated worker trying to make John appear straight
@atrupar It's 2023 and GOP are using the slogan "We will literally kill people" in a political ad.
Members of Congress who want to shut down the American government really shouldn’t be getting paid $174,000 a year plus expenses from taxpayers to help run it. If you’re being paid to run it and want to shut it down, why are we paying you?
White women and Black men need to look at this picture and understand that this is what voting for Republicans ensures. This is who counts. That's it. Not you.
Meet the Missouri 1776 PAC. Their Vision: “We seek to ensure the great state of Missouri not only remains a RED STATE, but also takes its place alongside states like Florida and Texas, as beacons of Liberty and Freedom for the rest of America to follow.” What do you notice?
Preach. An entire generation believes in having their pets spayed or neutered due to this one man.
Bob Barker, the man who babysat GenX on days when we were home alone sick from school. Godspeed sir.
Today's lunch: Tomato basil risotto #returnoffoodtwitter
“Necessary to protect a patients health” is vague & arbitrary and we’re seeing how such vagueness can be weaponized to deny abortion care. Decades of jurisprudence has shown us that laws not considered “undue burdens” are super fucking burdensome
Before you know it, Elon Musk will name this site Truth Xocial.
@LeighWilder42 Buy one you'd like to inherit!
The cost of "returning to normal" is the cost of ignoring C19: that cost is being felt by workers all over the world Performers—even world famous ones—are still workers: they face monumental pressure to show up to work regardless of the damage to their health that work may cause
Another democr....oh...wait. Another drag qu....oh...wait.
A formerly well-connected GOP donor convicted of giving teenage girls gifts, alcohol and money in exchange for sex has been sentenced to 21 years in prison on sex trafficking charges in Minnesota. apnews.com/article/anton-…
I'm still disappointed the English language hasn't yet created single word descriptors for lying in the fetal position or sitting criss-cross-applesauce.
Apropos of nothing is today’s reminder that prone is face down and supine is face up. Thank you for your attention in this important matter.