Lee DeFART @LeeDeFART
Producer of farts / #FartPackFart Fart on coworkers in small spaces. AKA The Human Hydrogen Unabomber, Anal Acoustics Award Winner Standing by you, smell that? Joined June 2025-
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Speaking of my lil coworkers toes, I would definitely drop an air biscuit on her phalanges. #Heater
I so badly want to be ripping one so hard on my lil coworker’s seat cushions 💨😂 sniff-sniff
Rumors about Belichick getting fired hit harder than one of my hard-ass cheese farts—shockwaves blasting everyone within a mile, even Jordon Hudson’s probably catching a whiff, that attention whore!
Taylor Swifts FARTS are even angry at men.
Stick City, more like Shart City! #psufootball
The Packers losing feels like one of my rambunctious farts—loud, chaotic, and leaves everyone around me wondering what the hell just happened. #FartPackFart
My farts are as sharp—if not sharper—than Jimmy Kimmel’s eyebrows. Difference is, mine don’t need makeup to kill a room. 💨🔥
My lil coworker let one slip in the break room. She doesn’t know I know… first she pulled me away from my ex, now she pulls me in with her stench 💨
Nothing better than getting a haircut and ripping hard cheese as the steamy stench waits to be released after she pulls off the apron cape. No, I’m not Batman, I’m Lee DeFART!
All I gotta say is #FartPackFart As I Fart-Fart-Fart!
Asked my lil coworker to pull my finger… she gave me that side-eye like she already knew what disaster was about to unfold 💨😂
My farts roll through like the Monsters of the Midway — loud, mean, and leaving devastation in their path. 🏈💨
All I have to say is #FartPackFart Let it rip!
NFL is back and NFL Network RedZone is back and my flatulent soul is at peace — nothing pairs better with touchdowns than my own end zone eruptions. 🏈💨
Saturday morning after a Friday night bender… head pounding, stomach swirling, and every fart feels like it’s carrying classified information I’m not ready to read.
Ball don’t lie… and neither do my glorious beer-and-eggs flatulence. 🏈 💨🍳🍺
Brady’s NFL picks got me heated… heated enough to want to stroll by and crop dust him just right, leave him gagging on that analysis
Why’s my lil coworker always wanna be around me? Is it the sound of my farts, the smell of my farts, does she crave them? Maybe it’s just my eccentric charm… nah. When I’m not there she’s missing that flatulent stench. She’s got a kink—an affectionate flatulence kink
Swelling from the bee sting finally going down, sipping on a Pabst Blue Ribbon… then I blessed the bar stool with a juicy wet fart. Balance restored 🍺🐝💨
Labor Day: some celebrate with BBQ, others with parades… me? I’m putting in overtime shifts on the fart factory floor. 🇺🇸💨
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