Professional Asshat @LaySomePipe
When in doubt, rub one out. ((#RvBRP)) mobile.twitter.com/musictrash16 Blue Base Joined November 2014-
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Professional Asshat retweeted
"When I die, I want Felix and Tucker to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time."
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fUCKING R U D E WHAT THE FUCK x.com/washingtxn/sta…
"When I die, I want Felix and Tucker to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time."
@CockyMcScouty loud sighing Whatever I'm getting more coffee fuck you
@CockyMcScouty Fuck you you bitch
Tell Locus I said fuck you come and collect your kid damn x.com/gunschute/stat…
Sure. Felix isn't gay and I'm not a whore. S u r e.
[He flips Wash off. You know what-] You fucking suck man x.com/washingtxn/sta…
"Oooh, ~scary~." He's smirking and crossing his arms. You're only feeding him satisfaction, fam. x.com/LaySomePipe/st…
Boring where?? I'm here. x.com/yellowll0n/sta…
"Oooh, ~scary~." He's smirking and crossing his arms. You're only feeding him satisfaction, fam. x.com/LaySomePipe/st…
How about "Fuck off you fucking cockbite" since you wanna be fucking original. x.com/washingtxn/sta…
"How original. Is that the only insult you have up your sleeve?" x.com/LaySomePipe/st…
I dunno, I think it would be a lot quieter. x.com/yellowll0n/sta…
"How original. Is that the only insult you have up your sleeve?" x.com/LaySomePipe/st…
Fuck you man x.com/washingtxn/sta…
What The Fuck Did I Do????? x.com/washingtxn/sta…
Professional Asshat retweeted
"I still hate Felix with a passion. Okay, bye."
Answer: You dont It's too fucking late asshole x.com/washingtxn/sta…
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So yeah I think the only reason I'm here it to do a reminder: Felix is a cockbite and I hate everyone peace fuckers.
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