Lauren @LaurenIpsumZA
Communications Strategist. Erudite. Tiny Dancer. Cat Enthusiast. Hug Dealer. I’m a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen. 🌈🩷💜💙 Johannesburg, South Africa Joined April 2009-
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when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
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I am so sick of the moral panic about everything but killing people.
I don’t know how to explain it but the new WhatsApp green is aggressive
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happy lesbian visibility week ✌🏾
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what the poes are you doing
Happy #LesbianVisibilityWeek to my fellow non-practicing lesbians 🌈
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Lmao!! Bro is already in 2025!! He's holding a cardboard cutout of Lewis in Ferrari suit and covered his Merc cap with a Ferrari logo 😭 #ChineseGP #TeamLHChina
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thank you taylor swift for allowing us to see what marnie michaels would’ve been like in her 30s.
🗣️ I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT 🗣️
🗣️ I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT 🗣️
LOL this didn’t happen but SPRINT RACE LET’S GOOOOOOO
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We love two-for-one specials 🫰🏿
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